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That's right Sir, due to budget cuts the MO says you've got to perform your own Colonoscopy this year. SEngO has just sent round a Borescope and a tin of PX24 so as soon as the googles are comfortable ... away you go 
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"I said Google it, not goggle it"
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"It's like drinking a yard of ale, we fill them up with G&T, then you tip your head back and try to swallow it without spilling it down your shirt."
Sshhhh, just let him think he's got this new tech by the balls.....I haven't plugged it in yet.
Ok chaps, while he's up there dancing among the cumulus, 10 pounds to the first one to get a peanut in his mouth from here.
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"Well Doc, my rather fit neighbour always does her housework naked you see, so there I was taking a look through her letter box and it was then that I realised that some git had put super-glue around the outside of it!"