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Old 5th Jul 2012, 15:22
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Unwisely, the VAT Inspector decided to pay a call on S. Claus Distribution
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Old 5th Jul 2012, 16:34
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Make me redundant this Christmas would you.......

Or

For the last time it is the 25th and we are closed..



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Old 5th Jul 2012, 17:47
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Santa wanted to practice an engine failure.
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Old 5th Jul 2012, 18:23
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As the defence secretary anounced the latest cutting in troop numbers, he also informed to the house that the TA would be called up from there regular jobs more often
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Old 5th Jul 2012, 19:17
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♫ Chestnuts roasting on an...

OPEN FIRE!!!

(With sincere apologies to Nat "King" Cole.)


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Old 6th Jul 2012, 00:10
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"Get those Mother F***ing Reindeer off my Mother F***ing Sleigh!!!!"

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They thought I was mad getting the one with a red nose, but who needs NVG's when his nose is that bright?
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Old 6th Jul 2012, 01:11
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This ain't Macy's and it Ain't 34th street either
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Old 6th Jul 2012, 03:25
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**** the Elves...meet Santa's newest Little Helper!
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Old 6th Jul 2012, 04:52
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Santa sleighs reindeer.

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Old 6th Jul 2012, 08:50
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Christmas in Grandma Milliband's household was always going to be a bit of a tense affair.
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Old 6th Jul 2012, 09:54
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This is the last time those elves go joy-riding in my sleigh...
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I'll give you elfin safety.......
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Stop that elvish chit-chat!

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Old 6th Jul 2012, 09:59
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Field tests for the SEALS' new 'stealth' winter uniform started early
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Things were tense, but calm at the first Annual Christmas Pageant in Kandahar, until Mrs. Claus brought out the Bacon Butties, then all hell broke loose!
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Old 6th Jul 2012, 10:54
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Drummer Boy....Christmas 2011!
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Old 6th Jul 2012, 19:27
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Santa's twin brother Satan Claus.
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I bet you did not know I was tooled up when you stole the children's presents.

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Old 7th Jul 2012, 15:47
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Added picture to page.

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Old 7th Jul 2012, 20:36
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Wow!! This new Ben 10 gear is too good to give away!
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Old 7th Jul 2012, 21:22
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Santa was beginning to wish that Liz and Phil would stop having the grandchildren round for Christmas as fighting his way into the palace every year was getting a bit tedious.
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Old 8th Jul 2012, 00:37
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This year, Santa was prepared for the Post Christmas sales!
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