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Old 18th Jul 2012, 11:55
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Ok....who's idea was it to show Team America at the N Korean Army annual movie night?
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 15:32
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With only one fart joke posted, from LurkerBelow, I congratulate you all on your wit and imagination! I did like the iPhone caption by Fox3; however, there must be a top 3 and they are:

Third, with
Roadside Bongs were a constant risk to the troops.
is Buster Hyman;

Second, with
Don't go in there, they're smoking Kippers and it smells like the WAAF block during a heat wave.
is Nutloose;

But the winner is............
Previously undisclosed picture of Harrier Sqn pilots taking the news of their disbandment with characteristic poise and dignity.
by Pohm1.

Over to you P1!

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Old 19th Jul 2012, 16:35
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Private Blogs always had trouble with this interweb thingamajig.

Oh, it's gone now.

It's back, but no joy on opening the link.

I'm getting dizzy

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Old 19th Jul 2012, 16:45
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Try this one for size.

P1
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 16:48
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"Hey, with these on I can see the pub from here".
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 17:20
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Tusken Raiders finally receive a much needed upgrade to their Night Vision kit ...
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 17:24
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NVD 101: Only use in the dark!

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Old 19th Jul 2012, 17:30
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In a landmark agreement David Cameron announced Nigerian Army staff will bolster Uk Troops and G4s staff in providing security at London 2012

Or

Ok you may think these masks, eye and helmet protection are overkill, but the SLR's we have issued you with are all ex RAF and believe me they have used these things for beer bottle openers through to pry bars, and even they wouldn't fire them in real life..



Beat ya Buster... Mooohhhhaaaaaaahahahaha.

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Old 19th Jul 2012, 17:32
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The Royal Honour Guard turned nasty when they overheard Prince Phillip say "they all look the same to me".

Coat, hat ......door!
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 17:40
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Smithers, the PC brigade will have a field day when they find out this is your idea of 'Black Ops'.
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 17:46
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With the 4 Apaches arriving and the SAS on Standby,


G4S were just about ready for security duty on the Rhythmic Gymnastics.
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 18:08
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iPhone, iPad, and now the iGoggles, for private web surfing at night
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 18:12
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I have no live rounds, empty cases or missfires in my possession Bwana...
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 18:26
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Standardization was not a strong point of Nigerian Spec Ops.
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 18:58
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Trevor Baylis is now hard at work perfecting a personal windup power supply for NVD's given the chronic shortage of AA Duracell Batteries !

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Old 19th Jul 2012, 19:15
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Man on left....

"I am telling you guys, Buster isn't going to like it when he realises who's entry beat his.."




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Old 19th Jul 2012, 19:19
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Determined to succeed at least in something on the world stage, the Zimbabweans had sent their best "Shooting Team" to the Olympics.
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 20:10
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For his Stag Weekend, Ali G had decided that a real Gangsta shouldn't f#ck around with paintball.
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 21:27
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"Did he just call us Mutant Ganja Turtles?"
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Old 19th Jul 2012, 22:53
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Sick of abuse from the Vegas crowd, the Minstrels took affirmative action.

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In a confusing turn, Tom Cruise's Scientology Lawyers request evening settlement hearings...

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