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Old 20th Jul 2012, 07:23
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"Hey Winston, dat yo muvver over dere man. She say she wants her knickers back and if she catch you near de washing line again......."
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 09:58
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What is this 'Specsavers' he's talking about....?
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 10:22
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Bloke in the middle: "These are night vision goggles allright, broad daylight and through these it's pitchblack!"

Bloke on left: "Remove the lens caps, you tw@t!"
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 10:23
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Nick Buckles: "Well Minister, who did you expect us to get for 7 pounds an hour?"
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 10:44
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Exclamation

Man on left..

"Ma mask is to tight mon, Ma lips canna stick out like yours mon"


Or



Man next to him,

"Yoo mon, stick yer cool shades down mon, they look like you have a c*ck on your head like dat mon"



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Old 20th Jul 2012, 11:28
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Man on left, "I am Buster Hyman". Man on right, "no, I am Buster Hyman", etc etc.....

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Old 20th Jul 2012, 11:36
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South African Big Issue sellers weren't going to take 'no thank you' from customers anymore.

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Old 20th Jul 2012, 11:42
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Not to be out done by the USA, Congolese forces were also allowed to wear 'uniform' at the San Diego Gay Pride Parade.

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Old 20th Jul 2012, 11:48
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Second from left "Geeze - these X-ray specs are fantastic. I can even see a badly-packed kebab at 50 metres."
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 11:49
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Lord Coe's hand-picked 'Brand Squad' took protecting Olympic sponsors 'rights' extremely seriously.

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Old 20th Jul 2012, 11:56
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Okay white boys. Send out your Welshmen & lets play Rorke's Drift again...
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 12:14
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A LIPS Section stood at the ready....Light Infantry Protection Service.
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 14:12
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Davitch?
Where's Davitch?
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 14:31
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Olympic bobsleigh team not taking any sh1t this year.

Ein, zwei, drei......cool gunnings!
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Old 20th Jul 2012, 21:00
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Well that was a f*****g waste of cam cream.

Does my lips look big in this.
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 11:55
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In a communiqué from the Mugabe government, the Minister for Land Reform announced that the Land Transfer section of the Zimbabwe Veterans’ Association would "find those responsible for allowing the Caption Competition to slide to the second page!"
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 12:11
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"Apocalypse Now"...the Zimbabwean version...."Apackoflips Now!
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 13:06
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The G4S Supervisor said "Just a day's contract, nice crowd", so the lads thought AK-47s and NVGs would be about right.
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 15:46
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The flags are on the poles, please take your places on podium.

Bronze medal to Roadster with
Determined to succeed at least in something on the world stage, the Zimbabweans had sent their best "Shooting Team" to the Olympics.
Silver medal to Nutloose with
Ok you may think these masks, eye and helmet protection are overkill, but the SLR's we have issued you with are all ex RAF and believe me they have used these things for beer bottle openers through to pry bars, and even they wouldn't fire them in real life..
And Gold medal to (and not just because he picked me last time round,) Canadian Wokkadoctor with
The Royal Honour Guard turned nasty when they overheard Prince Phillip say "they all look the same to me"
Results are pending a compulsory urine test, so line up....

P1

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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 17:16
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Woooohhhooooo a coupe of silvers in a row and Buster still struggling to Tee off

Congrats Wokka
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