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The Mod's latest cost cutting measures of a shared filter canisters fails tolive up to ..
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The MOD in line with it's multi gender, multi sexuality, multi ethnic, multi belief and disability equal rights and politically correct bullsh!t policies...realising that they had left one minority group out of the chance to serve in the UK military forces, this week released images of the successful trials of the worlds first Siamese twin respirator Mk1, active recruitment will begin in earnest to address the current service shortfall of Siamese twins within the ranks.
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The MOD in line with it's multi gender, multi sexuality, multi ethnic, multi belief and disability equal rights and politically correct bullsh!t policies...realising that they had left one minority group out of the chance to serve in the UK military forces, this week released images of the successful trials of the worlds first Siamese twin respirator Mk1, active recruitment will begin in earnest to address the current service shortfall of Siamese twins within the ranks.
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The Space Program of the People's Republic of China
PRESS RELEASE by the China National Space Administration ...
Comrades our glorious Space Program enters an exciting new phase. We are now well advanced in the training of our astronaut crews who will undertake complex orbital vehicle docking manoeuvres in the coming months as they circle the Earth.
PRESS RELEASE by the China National Space Administration ...
Comrades our glorious Space Program enters an exciting new phase. We are now well advanced in the training of our astronaut crews who will undertake complex orbital vehicle docking manoeuvres in the coming months as they circle the Earth.
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General Hoo Flung Dung, the PLA's Senior MO, continues to perfect Field Tonsillectomy techniques ... this trial undertaken under full NBC conditions proves to be a little challenging but workable.
"OK lads, today we're covering part 4 in the Army's 'How to prevent STDs in Bangkok' course: 'Advanced cunnilingus: exercise 1 - circular breathing'
If you crack this, you'll also be able to play the didgeridoo when you get home..."
If you crack this, you'll also be able to play the didgeridoo when you get home..."
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"Alright.... who swopped the filters out with Rare Earth magnets"
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Specsavers show off their new "two for the price of one" scheme on their range of optical Respirators
Wright Patterson AFB finally perfects the "gay bomb".
It's true (well, the idea is)!
See http://www.sunshine-project.org/inca.../wpafbchem.pdf
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the IgNobel Peace Prize 2007
It's true (well, the idea is)!
See http://www.sunshine-project.org/inca.../wpafbchem.pdf
and
the IgNobel Peace Prize 2007