Caption competition
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Milliband vows if he ever gets in power to sort out the disgraceful and badly designed cups, the base is ever so deep, but you can hardly get a mouthful in the top.
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Hmm this is lovely, you know the last curry I had was called Edwina.
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So where do I get a reciept for the meal from guys?
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Funny isn't guys, here you are paying £3.50 for the meal and I will be claiming £15.22 for it on my expenses... Ohhh, you don't find that is ermmm funny.
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"I say, could you pass the sauce please"
"Certainly, Red or Brown?"
"Oh.. definitely Red, we avoid anything to do with Brown in the Labour party these days"
"Certainly, Red or Brown?"
"Oh.. definitely Red, we avoid anything to do with Brown in the Labour party these days"
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Milliband's Tourette's thinks bubble captions finally revealed at breakfast table.......
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Miliband wears an appropriate coloured shirt just in case things get a little "hot" when he goes out on patrol 
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"...so, you could always tell who was going to die in Star Trek because they wore a red shirt that really stood out and...err...oh..."
Yes sir, that's right! you hold the fork in the left hand and the knife in the right, stab with one and cut with the other - you know the same way you treat us and your brother.
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Some great entries, and I was going to wait for another couple of days, but cynicalint has to take the baton with:
Brilliant!
Yes sir, that's right! you hold the fork in the left hand and the knife in the right, stab with one and cut with the other - you know the same way you treat us and your brother.
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Chap on left: "Watch out Algy, I've just had a text warning from HQ that a plague of stealthy, nose sucking bats is haunting this part of the world!"
Chap on right: "Rubbish, no such thing!"
Chap on right: "Rubbish, no such thing!"
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"Bleedin typical! bet the officers get the comfort of bein' in someone's box".."too true!..'an from wot ive 'erd not just at the footie either..if you get wot i mean!..specially them Navy types"