Milliband vows if he ever gets in power to sort out the disgraceful and badly designed cups, the base is ever so deep, but you can hardly get a mouthful in the top.
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Hmm this is lovely, you know the last curry I had was called Edwina.
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So where do I get a reciept for the meal from guys?
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Funny isn't guys, here you are paying £3.50 for the meal and I will be claiming £15.22 for it on my expenses... Ohhh, you don't find that is ermmm funny.
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