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Old 15th Jun 2012, 21:50
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"Ah, the Irish Question"
"You've got to be joking. You've only had 10 pints!"

"..and we're right out of paper bags."
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Old 15th Jun 2012, 22:17
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"I say, Carruthers - fancy "going green" after the match?"

"The very thought makes me go green"
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Old 17th Jun 2012, 23:04
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I say, there goes the Russians...
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Old 18th Jun 2012, 09:11
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Crowd chants..."Where's the SWO, where's the SWO, where's the SWO..."
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Old 18th Jun 2012, 11:54
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Oh...pardon my Sonic Boom Madam. I'm sure you'll be able to brush that out...
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Old 18th Jun 2012, 12:33
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To continue the Theme others have been developing.

"After a six months tour of Afghanistan even Ms Ireland was starting to look attractive".
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Old 18th Jun 2012, 15:30
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Ginger, don't pout, I've told you before, it's only the top button you're supposed to have undone.
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Old 18th Jun 2012, 16:14
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"Blast, it looks like Binky's tunneling calculations were a bit out"

"Too true Ginger, old chum. Could have been worse though, another 100m's and we'd have popped up in with Jerry's lot!"

P1

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Old 18th Jun 2012, 17:34
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Biggles: "This is the way to do to Escape & Evasion"

Ginger: "But we're on a 50 ft screen looking like a pair of total twats?!"

Biggles: "Exactly. It's called Hiding In Plain Sight. Now look bored or they'll rumble us."
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Old 18th Jun 2012, 23:31
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...Broadsword calling Danny Boy...Broadsword calling Danny Boy...we have engaged stealth mode...
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Old 19th Jun 2012, 06:27
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Ah, Herr Bartlett. And Herr MacDonald. We are together again. You're going to wish you had never put us to so much trouble!
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Old 19th Jun 2012, 17:08
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Ok you look over to the left and I will look to the right to see if I can see him coming, he has got to be along soon to score this round..

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Old 19th Jun 2012, 18:01
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Biggles: "Look Ms Ireland, if you were the last woman on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Ginger"

Ms Ireland: "Ah, so you are Jaguar pilots"
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Old 19th Jun 2012, 19:46
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"Rooney's back but he's still rubbish...!"

(England 0 Ukraine 0 after the first half).

"Yes, and probably the only thing he's going to get one in tonight is that Granny!"
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Old 19th Jun 2012, 20:48
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Damn, he scored! Probably will with the Granny, too.
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Old 20th Jun 2012, 13:48
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Right-o Bertie, I'll toss for it! Heads, Miss Ireland, Tails, Rooneys hair piece!
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Old 20th Jun 2012, 14:22
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Bertie thought that Buster's actions were not in keeping with QR's so he surrendered Miss Ireland into his care.
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Old 20th Jun 2012, 17:12
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I wouldn't old chap, think she's what known as a 1664.

You know, 16 from the back but 64 from the front...
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Old 21st Jun 2012, 10:01
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Nigel mused over yesterday's Bubbles and Squeak.

Alfy snacked on some handy scalp parasites.

And somewhere, a dog barked.....
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Old 21st Jun 2012, 10:36
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Chap on the right - "I don't think anyone will realise I'm Jack Duckworth (for it is he), but I think you're in trouble Terry now your moustache has fallen off"
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