Caption competition

[NutLoose]

OK465, you are more than welcome to judge this one when it has run it's course,


Incidentally lots more seriously hot military women here.. some in interesting poses if you ever get caught short again..


Pictures of women in the military/police(Before posting read the 1st post!!!) - Page 574

[OK465]

Thanks NutLoose, but I'll leave the selection to your capable judgement.

[jamesdevice]

and after we've finished taking the moulding for the customised ear-plugs, we'll take a moulding for your long-transit butt-plug in the same way

[Buster Hyman]

Whoa! Stop, stop, stop!....That's one strong sphincter you've got there soldier!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The USMC is now trialling the single plug method of stopping all the Groundschool lectures going in one ear and out the other.

[Rather be Gardening]

Another News of the World employee found wired for sound.

[toptobottom]

"I know sir, amazing but true. No training required whatsoever and the US government pays for these earplugs. Welcome to civvy street and a career as a Call Centre Agent with Vorizen"

[toptobottom]

Despite adopting the latest birth control techniques, the Irish Family Planning clinics were baffled by the negligible effect on new pregnancies.

[toptobottom]

"No sir, I'm aftaid we don't do penis extensions as well..."

[Buster Hyman]

"...and now, just the icing, and your Gunny Cake is done!"

[SteveCox]

The WRAF's were fed up with having to blow up their inflatable doll all the time so decided to use expanding foam instead.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Scientific tests with cavity foam have shown that the average Marine has a brain the size of a peanut, not a walnut.

[NutLoose]

Bump for late entries, will score tomorrow if no more..

[Wokkafans]

OK, that's the right ear sorted for the Nav's whining, now onto the left to sort out the wifes'.

[E-Spy]

The Babelfish was removed, looking in really bad shape, "There were just no brainwaves in there to feed on"

[Buster Hyman]

Ok. No more pink Mentos when you pour Coke in your ear, got it?

[Tashengurt]

MOD gives guarantee that aircrew will hear no more bad news about their careers.

[NutLoose]

Ok results time, seems to be about done, up until the last posts it was

a close run thing, but one that made me chortle was

The winner is ESpy

E-SpyThe Babelfish was removed, looking in really bad shape, "There were just no brainwaves in there to feed on"

Second was Buster with

Buster HymanYeah, I'll get the gum, but if that's a tampon string, I'm outta here!

And the runner up is

Fox3WheresMyBananaThe USMC is now trialling the single plug method of stopping all the Groundschool lectures going in one ear and out the other.

Over to you E-Spy I now pass the baton...err.. crayon over to you for the next picture.

[toptobottom]

Second place and a runner up, eh?!

Maybe my 'Dyson BrainVac' would have been funnier if it wasn't serious!!

[NutLoose]

That one was actually one of my final few choices, did think of the runners up runner up position..... and even though it hurt to do it I gave second to Buster

As I do not know if E-spy is about much, as he is a low poster I made a second place as a back up plan if all should turn to mush, so he can post one.