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Old 8th Oct 2012, 19:12
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The committee and its design...
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 19:36
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In an effort to improve staff morale, the Imperial Airways management imposed a three line whip "Dress down day" every Friday.

But Croydon Airport at 4 a.m. on a chilly day in November 1930 wasn't universally accepted as either the place or time to start the fun.....especially as the tanker drivers were on strike.
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 19:56
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I say Roger that's a rather nice pith helmet you have there ... I take it we're off to Africa today ... I'll get my elephant gun ... do the walk-round old chap and I'll be back in a Jiff.

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Old 8th Oct 2012, 19:59
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Eyes front everyone and ignore the flasher in the mac ...
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 20:05
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Let me get this right ... you're going to bolt that tank in my aeroplane ... I'm then to dangle a hose out the back so another aeroplane can refuel in the air ! Nah ... It's never going to work old chap
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 20:16
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When the music stopped, Smithers looked around and discovered he was the only one without a hat.

..Damn!, I'll have to pump the whole bloody lot myself.
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Well that's the Avgas pumped ... now we just need the Gate Gourmet truck and we can be off ...
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 20:22
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"Hang on", said Michael O'Leary. "Have they got the passengers doing the turnround?
Get me Marketing and Maintenance immediately. I've had an idea."
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 20:34
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"So, gentlemen. As we can see, I have kept my side of the bargain. Now, where are my camels?"
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 20:46
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Look at that asshole with the obscura thingy. No doubt someone will look at this in 80-90 years and wax lyrically about the good old days of air travel. Knobs!
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 21:33
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"Come now Lawrence. I know you're the Ducks Nuts here in Arabia, but there's no need to be uppity & look away from from the picture box just because Imperial won't honour your Qantas FF points anymore!"
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 21:58
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Sheik Rattle-Enrowell sends warmest salutations.

Says design of your flying machine most incredible thing imaginable.

Next time through with your indulgence he will bring hookah and harem for

long joyride.
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 22:00
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The Prince's birthday party was going well.

"OK. One more game of 'musical bowsers', then I'll announce the winner of the fancy dress competition..."
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 22:14
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It's tails Hoskins, you loose. Your turn to start the top two.

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After 4 days in the desert, the desperate Captain agreed to swap all 5 female passengers for a couple of bowsers. Shiek Yabootie was most pleased.
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 22:50
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The patented "Dorsal Tannoy System" really told the engines exactly what they should be doing at all stages of flight.
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Old 8th Oct 2012, 23:03
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"Big smile now lads - and watch out for the fla..."




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Old 8th Oct 2012, 23:38
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Pilot: "I say Bertie, ask Ginger & Flopsie to fill the old kite with some bang juice & we'll be off to Blighty in no time."
Arab: ...Bluddy Poms. They all look alike & talk gibberish.
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Old 9th Oct 2012, 00:49
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Well there's bugger all chance of oil being in the middle of the picture for much longer....
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"Nice shiny car, big engines. King has one, yes? I take two. Give 100 camels. Tip top number one bargain for smiley gentlemen. Give 2 daughters also - you nice man."
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