Caption competition
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With exfoliation corrosion now so deep seated that the pax capacity was reduced fourfold, it was decided that the new VC10 cabin refit may as well make the best of a bad situation.
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Having to endure her arduous "Field Conditions" tented shelter in Iraq, the young Flt Lt C130 Pilot hoped that no-one would "drop a pencil" and disturb her sleep, and where on earth could she stow the "Samsonite"!
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Richard was pleased. The disposal system for unruly passengers had removed the passenger without the others ever knowing that the seat had tipped him into the cargo hold.
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Mary hoped that no one would notice as she surreptitiously adjusted the seat vibrator to maximum.
Nigel was completely relaxed pretenting not to notice what Mary was doing as the vibratory sensations increased.
Nigel was completely relaxed pretenting not to notice what Mary was doing as the vibratory sensations increased.
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Woman: 'I didn't pay £950 for Premier Class to be put next to a lumberjack'
(with apologies to any lumberjacks who may be reading, perhaps you don't have your own internet-based rumour forum)
(with apologies to any lumberjacks who may be reading, perhaps you don't have your own internet-based rumour forum)
A really irritating PPRuNer
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The hospital administrator managed to beat the Government's targets by keeping patients on the waiting list in a holding pattern until a bed became available. 
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The Invisible Man woke up with a start, wondering why he was feeling cold, when he suddenly realized that some b@st@rd had stolen all of his clothes whilst he slept.