I laughed at almost all of them this time; well done all!
In an honorable third,
ShyTorque
A fine second (again),
Squeaker
Police begin to realise that the 911 call from an old lady may not have said "Mr Tibbles has a dirty bomb".
But this week's winner is
Rather be Gardening
"Oh, go on Sir, let me! One more and I've got enough for a coat".
Over to you, ma'am!