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You're right, she is tighter than the wife and better legs, too. The deal's on!
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"Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use the camel to ride into town to find the women.
Not original. This is a very old story.
The Army's Camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour,
"What's the camel for?".
The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain’s quarters.
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use the camel to ride into town to find the women.
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The assessment for an SF posting was proving difficult for Private Shamburger given that his idea of covert insertion and deep penetration was not quite the same as the rest of the platoons
"Gee Lootenant, didn't you once say your historical roots went all the way back to Norfolk, UK "
"Gee Lootenant, didn't you once say your historical roots went all the way back to Norfolk, UK "
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"When my dad was a Texas sheep farmer ... he recommended large wellies for this kind of work"
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"Pte Jawolsky demonstrates a Cow Tipping technique rarely seen outside of Texas"
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"Pte Jawolsky demonstrates a Cow Tipping technique rarely seen outside of Texas"
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When I said wear protection, a flak jacket and helmet was not what I had in mind...
When I said wear protection, a flak jacket and helmet was not what I had in mind...
US Researchers have won this year's Ig Nobel prize for showing that camelsh@gging is in fact a climatic climactic preference, not an ethnic one.
Prof "Shagga" Wallaby said "Next year we plan to investigate East Europeans working on pig farms in Lincolnshire to confirm our theory."
The research was sponsored by several Arab nations who had no influence on the findings, oh no. Really. Honest. Would you like a gold Rolex too?
Prof "Shagga" Wallaby said "Next year we plan to investigate East Europeans working on pig farms in Lincolnshire to confirm our theory."
The research was sponsored by several Arab nations who had no influence on the findings, oh no. Really. Honest. Would you like a gold Rolex too?
Trooper Roosevelt Brown caught proving how strong a role Tradition plays in the 10th Cavalry.