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Old 26th Apr 2012, 03:59
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Sweep was jealous, Sooty was always Harry's favourite.
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 07:58
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There was always a queue at the 'bring-your-own' Indian carvery.
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 09:21
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"Just wait 'til Johnny Bloody Turk catches a go of this. The First AIF's secret weapon....the Drop Bear!"

http://www.australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear/
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 11:03
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No Corporal, I said we needed more 'Coalition Armys'
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 12:29
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Cpl. "G'day, and this week on bush tucker man..."
Bear."Eek"
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 12:43
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So...my only task is to feed the monkey and he's trained to do everything else? What do you think I am - a pilot?
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 12:55
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Mick Dundee's Grand Dad seen taking in the sights while on Active Service overseas.

or.....

After Gibson's problem....I think I will call the little fellow "Digger"!
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Old 27th Apr 2012, 15:00
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He's a smelly, hairy, dim-witted thing, but on the plus side he does keep me in eucalyptus leaves!
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Old 29th Apr 2012, 07:16
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Relegated to the back row, Fido quietly plotted his revenge.
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 08:13
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Unsuccessful audition for the parts of Brideshead's Sebastian Flyte and Aloysius.
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 08:14
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Nah ... needs garlic !
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 09:43
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Yes Private Boggins, I know it's a nice gift but the message I told you to give to the train driver was "take the turn-off for Kuala lumpur"!
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 18:58
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That's not a pet Corporal, it is your 24 hour ration allowance..
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 19:46
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"That's right soldier, I'm talking to you. Now, fetch me another one quickly - this one's split..."



I'll get me coat..
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 20:22
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Yes, he's my pal, we have a mutual arrangement. I look after his nuts...and he looks after my nuts.
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 20:35
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"I keep telling you Cpl Jones...they don't like it up em "
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 21:20
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Bob Carolgees' Grandad, co-incidently also called Bob, and the original of his act, 'Spit the Koala' derived when on Concert Party duty. Essentially a brummie accent, a big moustache, a furry puppet with phlegm and crap jokes - but it went down a storm in Poona where they appreciated culture.
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Old 30th Apr 2012, 21:25
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Cpl Gumtree was, inevitably, put in charge of the Regimental mascot. Rumours of their "relationship" eventually became a rugby song.
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Old 1st May 2012, 00:56
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Ok...still no Rigga & I want a turn at the Captions!

3rd Rather be Gardening's:
There was always a queue at the 'bring-your-own' Indian carvery.
2nd Top to Bottom's:
"That's right soldier, I'm talking to you. Now, fetch me another one quickly - this one's split..."
But in 1st place....*damn*....hang on...a quick recount....*F**K*.....Nutloose:
That's not a pet Corporal, it is your 24 hour ration allowance..
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Old 1st May 2012, 12:30
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B****r, and I was just about to mention something about Blinky Bill...
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