Ok...still no Rigga & I want a turn at the Captions!
3rd Rather be Gardening's:
There was always a queue at the 'bring-your-own' Indian carvery.
2nd Top to Bottom's:
"That's right soldier, I'm talking to you. Now, fetch me another one quickly - this one's split..."
But in 1st place....*damn*....hang on...a quick recount....*F**K*.....Nutloose:
That's not a pet Corporal, it is your 24 hour ration allowance..
