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When Curiosity roles over the crater lip, they will have kittens back at NASA.
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Private Rumsfeld spots an entrepreneurial opportunity ... so whips out his iPhone for a quick eBay post 
4th guy from the left ...
4th guy from the left ...
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So I said: "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" 
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Honest Ma'am, I told them to shove a broom up my a**e so as I could sweep up at the same time - but some fool corporal fixed this shovel instead and I ended up throwing a bit of sand around
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In best David Attenborough voice ...
Here we are in the desert witnessing one of the natural wonders of the world ... the female Desert Foxbat lowers her hind quarters into the underground birthing chamber which she has recently prepared in the warm sand ... the sand is to act as an incubator ... in the next few moments the next generation of Desert Foxbat's will begin the final eight weeks under the sand before emerging and sucking in their first gulps of air ...
Here we are in the desert witnessing one of the natural wonders of the world ... the female Desert Foxbat lowers her hind quarters into the underground birthing chamber which she has recently prepared in the warm sand ... the sand is to act as an incubator ... in the next few moments the next generation of Desert Foxbat's will begin the final eight weeks under the sand before emerging and sucking in their first gulps of air ...
No squire, I won't take less than 20 gees. The titanium alone's gotta be worf half that. Me cuzzin Arfur can ship wherever you like. Don't worry about them squaddies. 200 a day and they're 'appy ta keep their traps shut. Wots one less Foxbat to the Coalition?
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The RAF have been on the phone, they say sorry, they haven't anymore Serviceable wings left, the last of them were flogged off to the Omanis.
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The Man asked if I wanted to "Move some dirt...." and I thought he meant he wanted me to fly some CAS sorties.... when I volunteered.