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When Trooper Blogs volunteered for the butt party he assumed it'd be like every other occasion....sit in a sangar down range well out of the RSM's way with a butty box, flask of coffee, the makings of a few roll-ups and the latest FHM, whilst occasionally waving a Fig11 on a stick in the air.
This time was totally different though.
This time was totally different though.
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Junior Officer:
"Eurrghmmm.... now.... where am I? I appear to be face down in someones lap. I am dressed in my greens.... my arse is up in the air....
That's the last time I go to the WRAF block party the night before CCS."
"Eurrghmmm.... now.... where am I? I appear to be face down in someones lap. I am dressed in my greens.... my arse is up in the air....
That's the last time I go to the WRAF block party the night before CCS."
Avoid imitations
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For chrissakes man get that thing out of my shirt. 
I'M supposed to be imitating the tripod!
I'M supposed to be imitating the tripod!
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Is that a cleaning rod in your pocket, or are you just etc.?
or
"And if you tell the RSM I'm frightened of gunfire I'm taking all your Diana Ross posters and putting them in the bin."
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"And if you tell the RSM I'm frightened of gunfire I'm taking all your Diana Ross posters and putting them in the bin."
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It was a simple enough IA drill, known as the "Holy Grail".....
If Pte Smith had a stoppage he would adopt an outrageoous French accent and utter the phrase "Your mother was an 'amster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Pte Jones would then take over and fart in the general direction of the enemy.
If Pte Smith had a stoppage he would adopt an outrageoous French accent and utter the phrase "Your mother was an 'amster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Pte Jones would then take over and fart in the general direction of the enemy.