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Old 17th Dec 2013, 12:08
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The CapCom Crew sought Divine Intervention in the hopes that Buster might one day win a contest....but then it was thought there was as much chance of that as Coffman getting a Leg Over in this Life.
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Old 17th Dec 2013, 14:31
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Old 17th Dec 2013, 14:32
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Damn. I prayed last time they'd send me to a children's' hospital.
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Old 17th Dec 2013, 14:32
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Keep the legs crossed Tony, there is no way we will accept circumcision.
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Old 17th Dec 2013, 14:33
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The morning Met Brief was getting serious
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Old 17th Dec 2013, 15:47
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"Dear Lord, even though I prayed for a fresh faced cherub of a Choirboy, I suppose this chap on his knees will suffice, after all, there is a War on"


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"Wine and bread, wine and bread, wine and bread.... for the love of Christ, i've never heard so much whining and moaning about the food, are you a Flight Engineer?"



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Old 17th Dec 2013, 16:38
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The Chaplain, having said he was going to throw all the Beer, Wine, and Whisky into the River as part of his Temperance Crusade, was miffed when Jones led the Platoon in singing the Hymn....."Shall We Gather At The River".
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 09:51
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The Bishop was asked to pray that the AOC would not find the ciggies and wine hidden in the bed tops on his inspection. He agreed as long as he got a 5 percent cut.
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 09:56
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The English cricket team give thanks for making it home from the Ashes.
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 11:30
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Harry the transvestite modelled the new Mk1 flack vest. A little cumbersome but at least it covered the balls.
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 12:03
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Nigel begged not to be assigned to the Barrel.
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 14:16
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Dear Vicar,
We noted the new clothing you wore last Sunday. What is the largest size of choirboy it will take?
Yours Bertie Bishop.
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 14:33
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"No, we just give them all the last rites and get them to reflect on the Four Last Things on arrival. Saves the Padre getting up at all hours".
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 15:12
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Our father, who art..er....prompt?
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 15:37
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It's in Heaven Squeaker, in Heaven...... Tsk, fancy entering that and not knowing
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 17:24
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Right you [email protected] threw that!
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 17:58
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Lord give me strength ! I see they are allowing women to work in this mans army now, next they will be giving them the vote !
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 18:53
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"No Fish Heads in this bunch of Mackerel Snappers!"
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Old 18th Dec 2013, 21:44
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"...and Lord, we pray that Gerry underestimates our tactics of climbing out of the trench & charging, and that they expect us to do something different...like not charging...in anticipation that our Generals have a f***ing clue about modern warfare..."
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