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Old 16th Aug 2015, 19:49
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Stanwell, Ta ! (odd place to put it -usually underneath ?)

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Old 16th Aug 2015, 20:09
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Bloggs ... That's one Spin you won't recover from no matter how much boot you put in and push on the stick
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 20:20
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Warning! Excess weight on the propeller assembly may make the undercarriage collapse.
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 20:24
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I thought the Prop fell off the Tutor ... Not the Tutor falling off the Prop
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Old 17th Aug 2015, 09:14
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I had the strangest dream - I felt my life was balanced on a knife edge, but at the same time I was comforted by stroking Helga's shapely rounded FFF cup ... how would Freud explain that one, I wonder?
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Old 17th Aug 2015, 10:32
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ya, ze ultimate weggie und ve vill cure your piles in von go.
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Old 17th Aug 2015, 15:30
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"Well, this is not the Italian Riviera but at least I might get some tan.
Hmmm...did I put my sunscreen on?"
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Old 17th Aug 2015, 18:33
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A difficult selection to judge....which I will do tomorrow!
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Old 18th Aug 2015, 02:04
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"Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie !"

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Old 18th Aug 2015, 02:49
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After the Allies took out all the train tracks, Snidely Whiplash got inventive.
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Old 18th Aug 2015, 04:19
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Unteroffizier Prune hat immer kein Common Sense, der Clot !
 
Old 18th Aug 2015, 05:51
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Little Hans had been sent out to "dress" the props of the flight line, but had somehow got delayed on the first one.
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Old 18th Aug 2015, 05:56
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After Joachim's little prank of sneaking up to an unsuspecting Hans and shouting "starting one!", the ground crew had never been able to get the smell out of the aircraft.
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Old 18th Aug 2015, 06:06
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Join the Observer Corps they said..
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Old 18th Aug 2015, 14:53
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Judging Time

A nice little selection from which to choose a winner, (although no-one spotted the obvious variants of "taking up the 109 for a spin").




3rd: Coff with
Fleet Air Arm 1940 'Pin Up' ... 'Lt February'


2nd: 622 with
Oi..Can't you read..."Keep Hanz clear of prop"


But the winner is: Traffic is er Was
After Joachim's little prank of sneaking up to an unsuspecting Hans and shouting "starting one!", the ground crew had never been able to get the smell out of the aircraft.


Thanks to all who took part....

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Old 18th Aug 2015, 15:34
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well done mate
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Old 18th Aug 2015, 15:44
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Well played Traffic

Good pic Wensley
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 10:46
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Graciously accepted. And congrats to all the entrants.

Here's the next:

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Old 19th Aug 2015, 10:48
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"You 'orrible little men. Perhaps this will teach you not to refer to female Rangers as mattressbacks."
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Old 19th Aug 2015, 10:58
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Development trials for the Aircrew Piddle Pack Mk1.
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