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Old 24th Jan 2010, 22:57
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In an effort to keep jobs, the union added to the PIC and the SIC, the TIC (third in command), FIC (fouirth in command), FIC2 (fifth in command), ......., FSIC (fifty sixth in command) but warned that advancement may slow somewhat.
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Old 24th Jan 2010, 23:01
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At the end of Nu-Labour's time in government - the entire RAF pose for a 'Farewell Gordon' photograph........
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Old 24th Jan 2010, 23:31
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"Has anybody seen BA Baracus?"
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 00:57
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Somehow, the message "Take shelter in a Typhoon" was misconstrued....


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Visibility was limited, but its firepower was unmatched!
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 00:59
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The Air Staff symposium 2010, this year kindly hosted by the RAF museum pose for their Annual Photograph, At the following press conference, AVM Sir Topo E'avy DFC and Bar later commented that "unfortunately due to Junket commitments elsewhere only 1/8th of the normal staff officer attendees were sadly available for the traditional photocall"

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Old 25th Jan 2010, 01:13
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Bluddy pilots, think they're carrying the war effort!
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 01:16
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I say Flight old Chap, Wizard show and all that, ten out of ten for the effort, but one said throw a couple of 50 pounders on the old kite for todays wizz bang show, not 50 grounders old boy.......
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 02:03
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"Now if we all blow together we can get the prop to turn"
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 06:57
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"I say, if this works, Gerry's going to get the shock of his lfe!"
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 08:26
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Alrighty then - which one of you comedians yelled "Snake!"
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 09:37
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Right where's the Mini - last one ins an arse.
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 09:57
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Ginger. There's going to be a lot of wind in a minute, and I'm not talking about Bertie's bottom!
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 10:01
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The shortage of Chinooks in Afg prompted interesting trials.
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 11:14
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Tom knew that omitting the "NO STEP" markings would come back to haunt him.
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 11:23
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Err...excuse me Sir, It's about those 'bugs' you say you picked up on the leading edges..
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 11:23
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After landing the ground crew discovered that 'minenfeld' wasn't the name of the airfield in german but a statement of fact !
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 11:27
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"Right, you stupid lot - who shouted 'mouse'? "
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 11:32
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Innovative use of camouflage made this Typhoon look like a parade to the casual observer...
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 11:56
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And thus it was that another 173 members of the light blue could say:

"I was his wingman when I was on Typhoons"
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Old 25th Jan 2010, 12:15
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Having pulled an awful lot of G, Bloggs got the groundcrew to reset the wings back to their correct dihedral before the CO saw it.
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