Caption competition

[brickhistory]

Ok, time...

It's gone quiet and to remove the pressure from myself, I hereby declare
the winner as:


LurkerBelow:

Although the prototype of the latest Zippo Lighter shows spectacular promise, the marketing boys think there might be a usability issue ...

Runner up and responsible for assuming the duties of posting if Lurker fails to post within 24 hours of this post is:

NutLoose with:

The British Army trial the new cheaper shells manufactured by the Standard Fireworks Sparkler division.

Third place/honorable mention is Runaway Gun's

Rupert's Super Mess Cannon accidentally sunk the Korean Warship 12,000 miles away !!

[LurkerBelow]

Ok, try this:



(A Harvard in SA Airforce colours at Wigram closing airshow)

[Buster Hyman]

Well dang! The FMC must be here somewhere!

[toptobottom]

Hell, yeah - sure I've flown one of these before. Now just remind me, which one's the brake pedal again?

[Longhitter]

"OK, two things:

1. Why are we having the pi$$ing contest inside the aircraft?

2. Do we really need three officials to watch it?"

[Buster Hyman]

Where the hell is the Spring Box?

[Dan Gerous]

Backseater: "Look guys just burger off will you. I read all about flying Harvards in the "Gaining a Pilots Brevet in WWII" thread on PPRuNe"

[NutLoose]

Sorry mate, we'd love to help strap you in, but 'elf and safety say I can only go two rungs up my ladder without the appropriate safety rails in place, were screwed anyway if they see us without our dayglo tabards on...... heck they have even made the plane wear em.............

[jwcook]

The cockpit chicken fondling contest had the judges enthralled!.

[Runaway Gun]

"No - the rear altimeter should read TWO feet on QFE, and the front FOUR."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Switches off.......Switches off.....Nope, he's nodded off again"

[ix_touring]

"Err, if you can both see the ground between your legs, its probably ment to be like that"

iX

[ACW599]

"That's not a Recognized Air Picture. That's Freeview Channel 16 you've got there".

[Lafyar Cokov]

The spotters are getting closer and closer to the aircraft these days!

[LurkerBelow]

Decisions tomorrow nite my timezone

[622]

As soon as we have the pilots false teeth...you'll be on your way.

[brickhistory]

Mother, a darling of the Yale set, would never trust a Harvard man...

[SASless]

"You Air Bus pilots are all the same...bending the bleeding Throttles during the Control Checks!"

[S76Heavy]

It used to do it for me as a young lad in the Air Force, but unfortunately we will have to order viagra after all..

[Buster Hyman]

"Wow, these old birds have pitot tubes inside?"
"No...that's for my colostomy bag."