Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

Airbus have denied the A390 is overweight, a spokesman said it was just heavily sparred.

[6Z3]

This was a most successful maiden flight. Well OK if I'm totally honest, the toe-brakes are a little sensitive...

...and the airbags are a tadge overcharged.

[clicker]

John Prescott strongly denied that most of his expences of 25,000 pounds was for dining out.

[Pontius]

"See them avert their eyes. Marvel as they shy away, lest they be struck down for impure thoughts. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the latest weapon to scare the Taliban back into their caves; the Cameltoe"

[622]

Air India admit that the 'baked bean and sprout curry' was not the best choice for the inflight meal.

[Buster Hyman]

"Okay Ginger, I'll show you how to roger Jerries Zeppelins...first, wait till he's bent over..."

[GPMG]

It seems to be getting a wee bit quite on this one, so I think I should call an early end to proceedings.


I think that in second place is Pontius.



But I'd like to vote JagRigger as winner for: " The mould for the new WRAF Kevlar knickers arrived on schedule"


All yours JagRigger. Thank you.

[JagRigger]

OK, thanks.

Try this one for size.....



I'll call it on Monday

[ACW599]

Challenged to emulate Blackadder's friend Percy by singing the school song very loudly and taking a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing, Cornet Bloggs managed both at once.

[GPMG]

The Grand Dragon considered just how intense the initiation process for the Klu Klux Klan had become, whilst watching the 'Ceremony of the Swollen Ass'.

Gone are the days when you just had to be stupid and white.


Or

The Grand Dragon considered just how meetings weren't the same after they went for the 'Pink' vote.

[FinelyChopped]

Don't fancy yours much, mate.

[andrewmcharlton]

When asked to "open wide" he decided to cover the bases so he didn't look silly.

[Cows getting bigger]

Looking on longingly, Dimitry wondered whether Ivan's frozen winkle was up to the job.

Wasn't there a song, "Don't bend down there's a Jag mate around"? (Apologies for any 1980's, Ashes-to-Ashes, politically incorrect commentary)

[clicker]

"Don't let the drill sgt see that, can't you see it's the RN version, the scabbard is too long and the wrong colour"

[brickhistory]

Kid looking on:

"I think we can call off the hunt for Red October..."

[arandcee]

If we're now the 'Mc' KKK, how come I just got a Whopper?

[Oceanz]

Vladimir really thought that the RSM had called for a "small ar*e parade"

[ProM]

Almost unnoticed, right at the back of the parade, Karl smiled. That red hot chilli sauce and deep heat mix he had rubbed in the shreddies of his enemies was starting to take effect right on cue

[Buster Hyman]

Cadets practice their promotion techniques before meeting with their CO's

[FinelyChopped]

I feel a movement coming on.