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Old 6th Dec 2009, 18:10
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Ingenious garage owner finds somewhere to shove the failed NHS IT system.
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Old 6th Dec 2009, 18:10
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"No Sir, the carrot goes in THIS end."
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Old 6th Dec 2009, 18:47
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Are you sure this will get the wife and me all the way to Bethlehem?
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Old 6th Dec 2009, 18:53
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' . . . and can I have one of those plastic sleeves for the tail, I want to take her through the car wash.'
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Old 6th Dec 2009, 21:06
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Only high octane please, thanks!
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 05:28
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After extensive trials, the beancounters finally arrived at the most cost effective solution for a new AAR simulator.
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 06:45
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"Yes, I know it's a Donkey, but I absolutely refuse to buy an ugly Camel!"
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 07:30
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Four star of Bethlehem please.
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 09:01
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So that's why the fourth Wise Man never got as far as the other three.
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 11:03
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I went through the drive through & asked for a Burrito....but....
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 11:15
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How do you double the value of a donkey? Put 10 litres of unleaded into it...
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 23:02
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Fg Off Bloggs had voiced his suspicions en-route that the information about military fuel uplift contracts in the En Route Bulletin might be out of date. Unfortunately this proved to be true.
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Old 7th Dec 2009, 23:50
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Refuelling wasn't a problem, but all hell broke loose when Hachim tried to check the oil levels with his dipstick!
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Old 8th Dec 2009, 00:58
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When Abbas confirmed the fuel levels with his cigarette lighter, Mujab immediately realised that he was not hanging on firmly enough.
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Old 8th Dec 2009, 08:37
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...and when I fill the other side, his front legs buckle too.
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Old 10th Dec 2009, 14:47
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Ok..Judging tomorrow as it's all gone quiet..

..last orders !
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Old 10th Dec 2009, 20:37
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After taking control of General Motors, the Taliban's first new vehicle off the line was a hit only in the Middle East.
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Old 11th Dec 2009, 08:26
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And the winner is...for being seasonal and witty..

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Four star of Bethlehem please.

Over to you.
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Old 11th Dec 2009, 17:25
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622, I thankyou!
Seeing as it's nearly Christmas, and I'm too short of time just now to search for a new military aviation photo...something seasonal?

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Old 11th Dec 2009, 20:12
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'Oh, you'd better watch out . . . no, really, watch the f*** out!'
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