Caption competition

[622]

Should have gone to Specsavers...

[S76Heavy]

"No, no, no, 'when the sh1t hits the fan' is only a figure of speech"

[SASless]

"Now tell me again why you guys in the Mess nicknamed me "Fly"? Is it because of my flight hours this past year?"

[Buster Hyman]

"Well don't look at me! I don't know which one to press!"

[Oceanz]

"Now, you do know how to swim ... don't you?"

or

"We don't do V1 here"

[brickhistory]

A fast ship?

This is the ship that made the shore run in less than two hours.

She's fast enough for you, old man....



or




Sadly, the FOD walk missed the object near the bow...

[FinelyChopped]

Right, Bloggs, let's wait for the Sea Kings to depart, then I'll show you a ski-jump take-off.

[The Nr Fairy]

I know it's higher than we normally fly, but there's no need for oxygen yet.

[TheWizard]

Flt Lt Strangely-Brown could not stop himself from continually reminding everyone on the Chinook fleet that he was indeed actually once a Harrier pilot and that he was indeed actually.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Runaway Gun]

You forgot to shave again huh?

[Jimmy Macintosh]

You had better back up, we don't have enough road to reach 88 mph.

[Buster Hyman]

What did that guy say about my balls?

[Howabout]

'How many times must I tell you? I am not an animaaal!!'

[LurkerBelow]

... so this is your first time at sea then ...

[Buster Hyman]

Guy on left: "Eeeouww...well, if you suffer from Sea sickness, you should have taken the mask off first!"

[WannabeCrewman]

"...I dunno what that smell is, but it aint Lynx..."

(I'll get my coat)

[main gear touchdown]

Although his flying skills were excellent, his stubborn refusal to participate in any conversation or to remove his helmet didn't make the Stig's Military Cousin very popular with his mates...

[NutLoose]

Ok it seems to have run it's course and some really funny answers, but as always there has to be a winner and with the highest chuckability factor in these old eyes the winner is....

Jimmy Machintosh with

You had better back up, we don't have enough road to reach 88 mph.

2nd place is Clicker with

"I don't care what the loadie said, I did not have a curry last night."

3rd place is BrickHistory with

A fast ship?

This is the ship that made the shore run in less than two hours.

She's fast enough for you, old man....

Being a weekend I would say if we do not have a new competition entry by monday say 12pm it is over to the two runners up, failing those not posting then a free for all first come first served is opened up at say 8pm UK local time Monday evening............

Over to you Jimmy

[Buster Hyman]

[Arm out the window]

"DAHRTS is loading up quite quickly thismorning."