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Old 11th Jun 2010, 23:39
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"Tired? No...just fatigued."
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 00:29
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Lisa refused to put her mask up and visor down, so Leonardo went to ask Pablo how to do brown paper bags.
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 01:55
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"Bone Her" Lisa
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 03:00
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"And, moving right along to the next painting....This, girls and boys, is one of Leonardo's more unusual creations from what is known as his 'fetish period.'"
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 07:37
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"How can I smile like this after two hours sitting here on 5 minute standby?Well, I've just gone in my g-suit."
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 07:48
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Amazing what one can keep in these new aircrew handbags; gloves, pistol, nav gizmos, maps, hairclips, makeup...
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 10:18
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... I like what you are doing with camel hair ... guess the rubber works for you Leo!
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 11:56
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Makes a change from Prima Donna.
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Old 12th Jun 2010, 16:34
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OK thats me in, now where do I put the Somsonite Suitcases in here then !!
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Old 13th Jun 2010, 15:35
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Mona smiled inwardly as she posed in her Typhoon - these PPruners think I'm a Harrier Pilot.....
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Old 13th Jun 2010, 17:41
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Tertius primae donnae erit

or..

Leonardo's 'mona lisa' almost led to the 'cockpit' being called the 'box office'


...and since that jet's sitting in some wet woodland, it's probably a wozzle jet
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 16:06
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Judging time.........

Well done everyone - I wish you could all be winners!! However as we are now rid of our Labour government - I think we are allowed to be seen to succeed again..........

So - in no particular order - the winner is........

RETDPI with
"Bona Lisa"
(which did make me laugh out loud!!)

Congratulations.. over to you.
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 17:37
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Wot?
O.K. Here's another vertical component exponent

Last edited by RETDPI; 14th Jun 2010 at 17:51.
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 17:47
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"Oi, Leonardo, are you still doing the painting? Only the missus, Mona, was wanting a portrait done."
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 17:55
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"Can you see your house yet?"
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 18:03
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Beags & chums 'larking about' during their first experiments to provide PARASAIL trips for their chav mates in Torremolinos!
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 19:09
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Bloggs successfully ejected from his stricken Sopwith Camel.
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 20:18
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The stiff breeze simply blew his new style RAF trousers apart.
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 20:34
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Old 14th Jun 2010, 23:59
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After forming the Royal Air Force it was decided by the Airships to develop a punishment similar to the Royal Navy's keelhauling, but distinctly aeronautical in character.
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