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Old 15th May 2010, 22:14
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If that's the new escape slide, bring on the emergency!
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Old 16th May 2010, 01:24
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Those were the days.
Collars and cuffs and hairy mu***


Can i say that?
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Old 16th May 2010, 10:40
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Due to cuts in the NHS, the Siamese Dodecatuplets had to go abroad for the surgery to separate them.
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Old 16th May 2010, 10:58
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On board a particular golfer's private jet...... Next!!
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Old 16th May 2010, 19:14
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they may be Easy,

but they're definitely not cheap...
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Old 17th May 2010, 11:12
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In a marketing opportunity that linked CFM's products, the ill fated boot range never really took off.


(Yes, I know it's a -200 & didn't have CFM donks)
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Old 17th May 2010, 12:11
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Trolley traffic nightmare...carnage in the aisles!
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Old 17th May 2010, 12:20
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White boots, Short skirts, surely they are not from Essex
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Old 17th May 2010, 12:51
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If Heineken did airlines.....
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Old 17th May 2010, 17:58
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The 2018 world cup ctte was looking forward to their half time oranges!

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Old 18th May 2010, 07:03
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"In a less polictically correct era, the Red Arrows got to select their detachment ground crew"

P1
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Old 18th May 2010, 11:11
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"Immediately ground engineers found a problem with the underside of the stairway and set about rigerous inspection and repair, insisiting photos were required for any follow-up reports and analysis.

Hairline cracks were found and a wide-scale check is being made on all ladders being used by models during photoshoots..."
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Old 18th May 2010, 11:30
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This is the picture of the line leading to the last Hetro Male Flight Attendant...
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Old 19th May 2010, 23:08
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Excellent work everyone, keep it up - judging on Friday!

(I know...crap caption.....)
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Old 20th May 2010, 06:55
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Everyone smile who thought Orange Velcro dresses was a great idea.
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Old 20th May 2010, 14:31
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Defying the "Bimbo" flight attendant stereotype, the United flight attendants pose in front of their company's DC-10...
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Old 21st May 2010, 00:16
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Members of the Easy Jet caption competition committee queue up to see if we are going to get a military image for the next competition...
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Old 21st May 2010, 01:29
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The Stews were beginning to worry about the lengths management would go in cutting costs considering their new uniforms. Unfortunately, they had been informed footwear was considered a safety requirement and were confused when they were given a double ration of cheek rouge.
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BA strike hosties caught moonlighting for Southwest.
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Seconds later, Darlene lit her cigarette, and the legend of the 12 Michael Jacksons was born...
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