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Old 19th Jul 2013, 20:43
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Young contestants in the Station families day 'It's A Knockout' run away from special guest St***t H**l when he tried to play with their joysticks.
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Old 19th Jul 2013, 23:00
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As suspected all along, the Iranian drones used much more human input than was advertised.
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Old 20th Jul 2013, 11:26
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Charlie though it was taking too far when Bert broke his leg after the command "Break left, Mig 29 at 7 o'clock"
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Old 20th Jul 2013, 12:00
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The RAF flyby for the birth of the new Royal Baby seemed much smaller than during Grandma's days.
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Old 20th Jul 2013, 13:11
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Here we have a vivd example of why a good flight lead (R) should leave his wingman some power to adjust with as it prevents the #2 (L) from having to run flat out...
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Old 20th Jul 2013, 18:22
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Fred and Barney join USAF ... Yabadabadoo
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 11:41
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And the winner is...

Time for judging methinks.

In 3rd place is Runaway Gun with:

Mandatory viagra use made it much easier to read maps.

In 2nd place is ShyTorque with:

"Then I just popped out the airbrakes and he ran right past me!"

This week's winner is pohm1 with:

The Typhoon was replaced when it was found to be too fast to intercept hostile Quidditch players.

Not the bridesmaid this week - over to you pohm1.

STP
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 15:33
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Thanks very much. here we go....any mention of Camilla will send you straight to the Tower.



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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 15:57
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Why the long face ?
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 16:04
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HMtQ meets the new Findus mascot.
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 16:41
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"Give him a carrot Ma'am and he might let you..."

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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 16:44
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His name is Buster Ma'am ... then no oats for him then until he behaves
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 17:02
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Far to much hair colouring Camilla...
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 17:54
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"One doesn't think this beast will earn one much money at the next Ascot meet"
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 19:14
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No Ma'am.....the Stud i was referring to is the guy holding the Horse!
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 19:32
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Yes ma'am, he hauls the Dray delivering Philips Gin every evening



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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 21:40
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"Yes, all right then. I'll have mine medium-rare with some onion rings and mushrooms, and I expect Philip would like some chips and peas".
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 21:43
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"Anne...ANNE! Stop it! None of these chaps are Mark Phillips so behave yourself!"
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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 22:16
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Yes ma'am, we use Boris Johnsons hairdresser for our Clydesdales..

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Old 22nd Jul 2013, 22:58
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"He can only turn left you say? - Ah! I see the problem - too much hair over his right eye!"
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