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Old 21st May 2010, 10:13
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Enough.........

Many brilliant captions, some rubbish ........

Winner - through sheer number of entries (and I giggled at this caption most)...is:

BUSTER with:
Defying the "Bimbo" flight attendant stereotype, the United flight attendants pose in front of their company's DC-10...
..over to you................
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Old 21st May 2010, 11:24
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Gosh...were there THAT many???

(If you only knew the **** that goes through my head...)

Cheers Cocky!!

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Old 21st May 2010, 11:32
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All Papua New Guinea pilots using a Beaver are offered the choice of yoke or joystick.
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Old 21st May 2010, 11:43
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"...and when i say handing over, make sure you grab the right stick!"
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Old 21st May 2010, 11:55
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Bert found that the aircraft control yoke brought back joyful memories of his first love, Enid.
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Old 21st May 2010, 12:38
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Push forward on the stick, houses get bigger...

Pull back on the stick, houses get smaller...
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Old 21st May 2010, 13:10
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Buster just couldn't control himself after winning yet another caption competition
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Old 21st May 2010, 13:20
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Captain Oveur: "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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Old 21st May 2010, 14:05
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You should see where I keep my other banana.
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Old 21st May 2010, 14:16
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Is that a horn you have got there, or are you just happy to see me?


Or

Ryanair's latest attempt at weight saving and reduced crew uniform costs meet with approval..

Or

Hat by Bennie, headset by David Clark and eyes by Gordon Brown
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Old 21st May 2010, 15:34
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Deliverance Airways would like you to squeal piggy, squeal.
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Old 21st May 2010, 17:51
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The instructor never thought the one eyed monster would ever make it into the cockpit let alone be able to get it up off the ground.
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Old 21st May 2010, 18:43
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"Bloggs, I thought I told you to see the squippers and get your kit sorted before the next trip. And I also told you to lay off the Viagra".
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Old 21st May 2010, 19:25
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Aaayy maan, check out those chicks in orange, getting on that 737.
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Old 21st May 2010, 19:44
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Mine favourite timing of checklist, the 'warning horn' test.
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Old 21st May 2010, 20:22
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Guy in background...'So that's why it's called a cockpit'
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Old 21st May 2010, 21:48
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Advanced publicity pic from the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane",

"One Eyed Trouser Snakes on a Plane"
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Old 22nd May 2010, 08:38
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The Indonesian CAA denies claims that pilots are hot headed sex maniacs...

iX
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Old 22nd May 2010, 10:39
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Tarquin the co-pilot was obviously delighted after being told by ATC that 'something had come up and he may have to hold'
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Old 22nd May 2010, 11:13
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Calm down, calm down Jeremy Clarkson, this is only a commercial
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