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[Stu666]

"Are you sure this is what they meant when they told us to "fight fire with fire" Sarge?"

[Danny42C]

"It's no use sucking it - I told you the Hydrant Key turned the other way to open, Hoskins. No wonder we're getting no water !"

[O-P]

AC1 "Jesus Sarge, you can see daylight between these panels"


Sgt "Don't worry son, they were all built this badly"


AC1 "So why did we buy them then?"


Sgt "Err, good point. Tea?"

[Buster Hyman]

I'm starting to think that the RAAF had the right idea when they leased instead of buying them...

[Buster Hyman]

Crikey Bruce, bit early doing the dump & burn. We haven't got the F111's yet!

[Hempy]

Get rid of that cigarette lighter, the insurance assessor will be here at any moment...

[CoffmanStarter]

Bl00dy Hell ... What did the Dye Team put in that last batch

[Danny42C]

"Never could get the hang of this flint-and tinder business, could you, Hoskins ?"

[Danny42C]

"I'm afraid it's a Cat. 5, Sir".

[ShyTorque]

"...and would you believe it - damned warranty expired only yesterday!"

[twothree]

A mag drop? You sure!

[Danny42C]

"Damn' this "Bob-a-Job" idea - you should have lit the bonfire yourself !"

[Big Pistons Forever]

No Bob, that would only be career enhancing if you were an officer.

[Danny42C]

"This is what comes of not having your chimney swept regularly".

[DirtyProp]

I don't care if you have a "minor engine problem", Humphrey!
You're still going on that mission, understand?

[Hempy]

I'm sorry Sir, it seems that our reverse engineered 'Backfire' didn't exactly turn out as planned..

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, I think I see why the heatseekers are locking on so easily...

[Wander00]

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.


With love from the Jaguar Force

[EyesFront]

That's what happens when the afterburners are fitted back-to-front

[squeaker]

Investigation into spate of tailpipe fires on Luftwaffe F4s centres on one fuel bowser.