Caption competition

[c52]

CO to visiting dignitary: "It's our future Gate Guardian. Any more questions?"

[Art E. Fischler-Reisen]

"Someone get a shovel - it's taking a dump!"

[Buster Hyman]

Ok Hoskins, now that we've stopped, we can step outside & see what your round out looks like eh?

[Buster Hyman]

Usain Bolts private jet.

[c52]

The Soviet Air Force, having suffered a mishap to an IL-62, repaint it and show their comrades how incompetent other Air Forces are.

[Wensleydale]

I thought that I had ordered to loadie to ensure that the paras were strapped in securely before Miss Wayward Body entered by the rear door!

[Buster Hyman]

Breaking News: Armed robbery at Speke Airport!

[Penny Washers]

"Passengers in forward facing seats should check their pockets for missing change before leaving the aircraft. Passengers in rearward facing seats should remain securely strapped in until further advised."

OR

"This is your last warning, Hoskins. You do NOT need nose up trim for taxying or parking this aircraft."

[Pontius Navigator]

I said push BACK not push UP

[CONSO]

Now that you've taught it to sit up and beg, the lesson plan moves on to ' roll over '

[Dan Gerous]

I feel the need... the need to breed.

[Dan Gerous]

Those guys at ground equipment must be switched on. Who would've known to put such a long cable in a GPU

[132bod]

No amount of perspective tricks will get me to believe you can just go up the steps, hop on the wing and go in through the hatch.

[SASless]

Skipper must be telling war stories up front....all that hot air can cause problems!

[Kiltrash]

Hi all , my efforts would have been along the lines of

In an effort to max the fuel available for the Lightning, ( not the poncy F35b), the refuelling officers look to adapting a good idea with ketchup bottles from the enlisted men’s mess.

Or

Having lost the wheel jacks Sgt Nutty comes up with a cunning plan for the routine tyre change

Or

Having flown into Liverpool Airport the captain was disappointed to see what had happened overnight

Or

Bruntingthorpe are surprised that BOB and gotten a little over excited last night

Thanks and off to look through your Captions

K

[Kiltrash]

A superb turn out and many thanks to all for your efforts

Looks like 3 of my efforts would have been already covered

Special mention to Conso and MPN for both having similar ideas at the same time, JATO and LIFT

However the votes are in, counted and verified by the Leave campaign and in 3rd place we find Andy with :- "I told you it was a bad idea to put the bar at the back of the plane.... "

In second and runner up Buster with:- Usain Bolts private jet.

However the deserved winner with a chuckleometer of 100 is Satco with :- Who let Diane Abbott do the load calcs?

Anyone who does not know about Diane Abbott's numeracy skills in high office? think of Donald Trump

You have the honour Satco take care of the trophy

K

[Danny42C]

The "Rear of the Year ?"

NOT A CAPTION

'Zounds - too late !

[Ascend Charlie]

(Another late one)
The problems of female aircrew are shown up when a mouse is seen on the taxiway.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Thank you Kiltrash, very much appreciated. I shall find a suitable image in the next 15 mins or so.
As always I shall look after the Coffman Starter Trophy with pride and fond memories.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

For anyone unfamiliar with Diane Abbott, search the web for hr blooper videos ;-). The best description of her I have seen is this:
Imagine that all the village idiots decided to leave their villages and start their own village; Diane Abbott would be that village's idiot.



Here you go.