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Old 26th Nov 2018, 17:48
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Probable cause: Circuit Rage after being cut off one too many times.
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 17:52
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As a result of a CAA audit the Lttle Gumboot upon Mersy flying club was fined 1000 pounds as the log sheet for Piper G-ABCD showed no record of a “Down” time for a flight on 01 April 2018.

Failure to to accurately record flight time is considered a very serious matter by the authorities.
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 18:01
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So Mr Jeremy Smith-Jones we will start your RN aircrew selection board with the first question. Please relate an incident that you have experienced that indicates you would make a good F35B Pilot.
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 20:05
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Usually, Mr. Smith-Jones, a demonstrated ability to land on a moving platform would be regarded as a positive, but...
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 21:14
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While Dec is away in the jungle, Ant decides to take up flying during his rehabilitation
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While taking part in 1 on 1 aerial combat maneuvers Nutty and Buster get a little bit too agresive
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Old 26th Nov 2018, 21:18
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"Well...when we both called short final at the same time and ATC said "Two together", I think we both got the wrong idea..."
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 01:24
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Poor old Gerhard. Once a Mistel pilot, always a Mistel pilot!
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 03:12
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So Honey why have you come back from your flying lesson with a brand new set of golf clubs......
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 08:59
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After proof of concept for making more efficient use of apron space at crowded airports, an experiment is carried out to see if runway capacity can be doubled in the same way.
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 10:55
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"Cherokee XYZ, you have pop-up traffic just below you."
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 11:10
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So Bloggs - I think that you may need to re-read the module about "Joining the Stack".
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 11:12
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When you get distracted by the Utterly Buttery Girl on the upper wing.....
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 11:18
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Stupid GPS. Says we're still six feet off the ground!
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 12:07
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Sorry, a landing fee is payable for each aircraft.
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 12:26
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The Accident Investigators spent ages trying to work out why they both ignored the perfectly good runway showing in the background.
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 12:32
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TCAS alert on the Cesna said PULL UP
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 14:03
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Traffic was advised as 12 o'clock low, but I'm buggered if I can see it!
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 14:43
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"I know ferrying an aircraft has been done before, after all NASA did it with the Shuttle, but it is better if the freighter is bigger than the cargo"
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 17:18
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The Bird Control Unit were prevented from operating during the breeding season.
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 17:49
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The conjoined twins made their first solo in the specially-made Cessokeee.
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