A superb turn out and many thanks to all for your efforts
Looks like 3 of my efforts would have been already covered
Special mention to Conso and MPN for both having similar ideas at the same time, JATO and LIFT
However the votes are in, counted and verified by the Leave campaign and in 3rd place we find Andy with :- "I told you it was a bad idea to put the bar at the back of the plane.... "
In second and runner up Buster with:- Usain Bolts private jet.
However the deserved winner with a chuckleometer of 100 is Satco with :- Who let Diane Abbott do the load calcs?
Anyone who does not know about Diane Abbott's numeracy skills in high office? think of Donald Trump
You have the honour Satco take care of the trophy
K