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1. "See here my son, I do not take kindly to your attitude. {I do not even like your altitude, if it comes to it.) So would you please have a good hard think about this? Take a pull on yourself. Then we might see eye to eye better."
2. " Pardon me old boy. I do get a little short with you. Don't I? "
3. "Would you like your nuts crushed? Would that get your attention?"
2. " Pardon me old boy. I do get a little short with you. Don't I? "
3. "Would you like your nuts crushed? Would that get your attention?"
Iceman....you just wish you could have all the Women I am going to get after this Navy Propaganda film!
It will remind you of Mission Impossible when you look back on it.
It will remind you of Mission Impossible when you look back on it.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Did you order the Code Red?
I did the job I...
Did you order the Code Red?
You're goddamn right I did!
I did the job I...
Did you order the Code Red?
You're goddamn right I did!
Evertonian
Did you put glue in my hand cream?
I did the job I...
DID YOU PUT GLUE IN MY HAND CREAM?
You're goddamn right I did!
I did the job I...
DID YOU PUT GLUE IN MY HAND CREAM?
You're goddamn right I did!
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Mav, upon returning from an Exchange Tour with the Royal Navy , explains to Iceman the finer points of of "Blow the Man Down" .
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The Cabinet decided to wear flying clothing for thier Brexit discussions ... for some unknown reason.
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Judging in 12 hours UK evening so Last Orders Please Ladies and Gentlemen
"That's when both hands on your watch are in this position Ice"
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"Did you put the turd in the Swarfega?"
Right, everyone who will still look like they do now in thirty years time, put your right fist up.