Hi all , my efforts would have been along the lines of
In an effort to max the fuel available for the Lightning, ( not the poncy F35b), the refuelling officers look to adapting a good idea with ketchup bottles from the enlisted men’s mess.
Or
Having lost the wheel jacks Sgt Nutty comes up with a cunning plan for the routine tyre change
Or
Having flown into Liverpool Airport the captain was disappointed to see what had happened overnight
Or
Bruntingthorpe are surprised that BOB and gotten a little over excited last night
Thanks and off to look through your Captions
K