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Old 5th Oct 2018, 20:22
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Not yet Bertie, you are supposed to bang your head when HM Custom's and Excise arrive and get distracted so don't rummage that forward baggage hold,
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 23:04
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"Jeez, I can't believe you brought that WAAF's webbing back as a souvenir!"
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 23:07
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"So i might have cocked up the Nav, but you didn't have to stab me in the elbow with your pen"




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Old 5th Oct 2018, 23:25
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From the Sargent Maintainer

Typical bloody pilots ! they hit so hard they leave pieces on the ground and then just walk away like nothing’s happened.....
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 23:28
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From the lad in the white coveralls

i knew knew I should have put that split pin in !
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 02:16
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Lad in White: Christ! I'm only rated on Gannetts, got no idea what I'm doing here...
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 08:42
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Snag log. We had a flame out on no1 at 21000 feet and no 2 flamed out at 22000 feet. What does that mean

reply. Don' fly above 20999 feet
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 10:06
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"Missed the turning point? Have you ever tried navigating without any decent windows?"
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 10:53
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"After pulling that much 'G' I've only got one chinagraph left in my pockets."
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 12:55
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"That's another fine mess you've gotten me
into, Hoskins !"

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Old 6th Oct 2018, 13:32
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"Well, like I told you Hoskins, a good landing is one you can walk away from.. and an excellent landing is one after which we can use the plane again!"
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 14:08
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Could've used this against the Luftwaffe!
...Still can...
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 14:08
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So, we take these two pieces out & it's a B57?
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 14:15
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(Brown Smock speaking) Lad, when you wuz on Gannets you did not know what you were doing!
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 14:43
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"You're a bit tall for a PR9 Navigator - we usually have short *rses like young Peachy"!
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 17:53
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“Sorry, Nav, you talk too much. I’m applying for Jaguars.”
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Old 6th Oct 2018, 20:32
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Thought there was 3 crew on this. Knock knock . Let me out !

or

where is the bomb aimer?
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Old 7th Oct 2018, 00:16
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"Nav, I've explained it to you before that you really don't need to watch your feet while you go left-right-left-right"
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Old 7th Oct 2018, 03:16
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"The last one of those I kicked went orf"
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Old 7th Oct 2018, 03:17
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"So why do the call you the Shetland Pilot?"
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