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Old 8th Oct 2018, 11:23
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Many thanks for both the mention and the prize. As I don't have time right now to set a high enough bar I must also throw this to open house.
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 12:31
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If I may suggest?
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 12:36
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“Launch Thunderbird 10 ... “
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 12:40
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Er, Tower, can you send some VERY tall steps to Ascot 3775 please?
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 12:42
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Who let Diane Abbott do the load calcs?
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 12:44
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That's the problem using Army movers.
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 13:02
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Rotate...oh crap, I forgot V1 & V2 again.
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 13:02
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You see! These ex war pilots still think they're in tail draggers!
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 13:04
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Next time the Skipper goes for a walk, ask him to leave his watch in the cockpit.
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 13:28
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"I told you it was a bad idea to put the bar at the back of the plane.... "
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 13:33
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Yes, your bum looks VERY big in it...
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 13:38
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Standby- Standby firing JATO in 3 . . 2 . .
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 13:38
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The designers had sorted the AoA for max climb. They were still working on the STO lift engines.


Oh, a sort of ‘snap’ moment, CONSO
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 14:15
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The loadie's calculations had allowed for a cockpit containing PAS aircrew wallets.
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 14:16
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"To Infinity and Beyond!"
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 14:18
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"I think it was frightened by a mouse !"
 
Old 8th Oct 2018, 14:18
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GEC come up with the UK's solution for the Bloodhound replacement.
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 15:02
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Ease the throttles open
Just a little more
Now it's moving back nicely
Ease the throttles . . .
NO NO brakes gently GENTLY
Oh ****!
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 15:14
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The Engineers failed to read the maintenance manual when it came to measuring the Nose Gear Strut for proper extension length.
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Old 8th Oct 2018, 15:17
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What does this button do.....
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