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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:16
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Dimitri wondered whether the buses go-faster stripes would make the helicopter go faster.
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:33
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“I don’t know about you, Co, but these cockpit steps are killing me these days.”
”Fair enough, Captain, but at least you don’t have to walk from the Crewroom to the Line.”
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:38
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It's a new business concept from our beloved President. Vladimir Vladimirovich envisions all-inclusive tourist trips to Salisbury...
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:42
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There was a clear communication failure at the factory when the built the landing gear to accommodate the propeller!
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:43
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"Hold on a minute Lads, I've got an idea....ummm..."
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:48
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Obviously Helos is very glad to see Herbus
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:49
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Pilot shouts down from the cockpit window. WHY DON'T YOU MUPPETS PLUG IN YOUR HEADSETS?

Or

Pilot shouts down. Just checking are we loading or unloading?
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:52
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As busses don't pay the congestion charge in London do you think we would get away with this?
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:53
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Pilot....hurry up there is another one along in a minute
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:56
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Having safely arrived at the Paris air show the crew tried to prove they could do more than that effort from Boeing said the pilot Mr Putin senior
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 13:58
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No I said it seems ominous, not that it needs an Omnibus!
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 14:21
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From the Helicopter pilot

Where is the Fu*cking bus driver !
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 14:41
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BEA collaborated with Mil to find an ingenious solution to the traffic problems affecting their West London Air Terminal bus service...
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 14:50
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And sitting there absolutely still the Crane Fly waits patiently until its prey wanders blindly between its legs. It then snaps them to break the hard shell and get at the meat inside.

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Old 12th Oct 2018, 14:52
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The Coach version seemed to work well and the thus the First Class model was given the Go Ahead!
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 14:54
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What do you mean он застрял
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 15:39
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буревестники

(thunderbirds - I hope)
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 15:57
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Come on, arch your back a bit........
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 16:24
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And so Airbus was born
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 18:00
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"Hang on lads, I've got an idea....."
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