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Old 11th Oct 2018, 01:17
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Well- I didn't want to hit the admirals pet dog on the deck !
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 02:25
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QUICK SAVE THE AIRCRAFT....With a landing like that stuff the Pilot
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QUICK SAVE THE NAVIGATOR...With a landing like that stuff the Pilot
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QUICK SAVE THE GUNNER....You know the rest
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 02:29
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Fireman Sam thinks "Thank god there was no fire, last time I set this baby off damn near blew me over the side"
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 02:33
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Having got up out the safety pit the LSO reported that the landing was on glide slope,on centre line, well at least till the fantail
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Well there is your problem, they did not release the wing tip lashings
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 02:35
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Not wishing to be accused of another crappy landing Hoskins was last seen diving over the edge and swimming away
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 03:29
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That’s it ! Nutty can’t work on my under carriage any more !
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 03:31
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1 more and I will be an enemy ace
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 03:37
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With the Virtual Reality Suit deemed to be a failure for blind landings, Hoskins took his portable pee tube and waddled back to the Ready Room.
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 03:39
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Let’s see, one airplane written off due to piloting incompetence......so it will come out of your pay but the good news you should even in about 20 years.....
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 03:42
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Yah you can laugh at me now, but when I am President of the United States in about 30 years I will get the last laugh !
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 04:37
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Told you it's not a good idea to put the ship's beehive on the flightdeck!
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 05:02
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Note to Maintenance: Check pressure on Fire Extinguisher. Seems a little high.
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 05:04
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Well, the good news is we've found a replacement for the F35B...
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 05:05
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No wonder that Kiwi exchange pilot looked at me funny when I said to call the ball & grab the Deck hard!
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 06:23
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Anyone here live in Salisbury?
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 06:41
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Contrary to popular belief, the man in the foreground is not a fire fighter. His job is to clean the pilot's seat.
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 06:57
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It was after seeing this picture that Abe decided on the perfect uniform for him and his mates in the Ku Klux Klan
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 07:02
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(man in dark glasses on left). Nothing to see here,move on
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 07:12
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Don't blame me! The deck was listing to Starboard at the time. I was just compensating!
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Old 11th Oct 2018, 07:13
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Why bother? In 30 years time we'll be pushing Hueys into the Sea...
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