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Old 8th Jul 2018, 17:08
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Old 8th Jul 2018, 17:11
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The Medical Officer was amazed at the number of cases of TDS her scan of the crew revealed.

The Political Officer merely nodded.



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Old 8th Jul 2018, 18:02
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We're gonna have to abort this mission.

This hair colour doesn't suit me at all.
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Old 8th Jul 2018, 18:51
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Old 8th Jul 2018, 20:21
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Houston say again,: You found two helmets in the Ladys Room!!??
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Old 8th Jul 2018, 20:33
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I've something to tell you Honey. Your little spaceman really should have worn his little spacesuit...
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Old 8th Jul 2018, 20:50
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Over the tannoy...'it' nothing to worry about but does anyone know how to fly this thing?'

or

no I thought you were the pilot

or

on the radio 'Houston here please hold your call is important to us and we will connect you with a technical support officer shortly'....'have you tried Ctrl Alt Del?'
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Old 8th Jul 2018, 21:27
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- Hey, I have a purple helmet to match your hair.
- Really?...and I don't have any lube for this rectangular rectal thermometer.
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 01:47
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"Surely you've got a different wig for formal nights?"

"Yes, I do, but don't call me Shirley!"
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 13:23
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 15:17
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While the initial version of 'Alexa' worked ok, the user interface and associated wiring left a bit to be desired.
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 15:36
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I'll judge at some point Tuesday PM


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Old 9th Jul 2018, 15:52
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Instructor: "The first thing you have to know about the difference between an aeroplane and a submarine is that at the end of the journey, the aeroplane goes downwards and the sub goes upwards."
Trainee Navy Navigator: "Great. Remind me which one this is."
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 16:17
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Attempts to get recognition and promotion reached new levels.
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 18:00
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Yes Minister we have a spiffy new add campaign ready to roll out which is specifically targeted at Millennials. Here is an example of one of the new posters

” That is brilliant, I am sure it will solve the RAF’s recruiting problems”
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 18:31
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"So is it true, you had to dye your hair to match your collar and cuffs following that nasty fungal infection you picked up"
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Have you been to a French hairdresser again? (well have you seen the colours French women have their hair)
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Old 9th Jul 2018, 19:17
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Why the hair style?
I am a fan of Cilla Black
Why the colour?
I am Major Purple
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 06:40
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"So is it true, you had to dye your hair to match your collar and cuffs following that nasty fungal infection you picked up"
If you've seen 'Au Pair Girls', you'd know that wasn't true.....
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 07:01
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I'm sorry Bill, I have re read the checklist and it does confirm the correct action is that to lighten the spacecraft the heaviest crew member is expendable..... Goodbye
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