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Old 12th Jul 2018, 00:48
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 07:48
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Why paint it yellow? Actually, it used to be white.
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 07:48
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Theresa May takes a personal interest of the F35 alternatives.
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 08:31
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
And remember at the bottom of the loop to look left for the camera flash
Brilliant!
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 08:44
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It may be a bit drafty, but when we say 'take the blackout glasses off' you will have the surprise of your life.
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 08:47
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Him.....You will never guess who I had up here last week,...

Her...No who

Him... That guy Houdini

Her...Houdini?? did he not go missing last week

Him... Yes I am sure I strapped him in tightly but when the plane landed...gone..
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 09:11
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At least up there the last thing on your mind will be

1/ How well England did
2/ Brexit
3/ Trump
4/ Pires Morgan
5/ Did I leave the gas on
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 10:26
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"No mate, you haven't left the battery on, that low intensity whine you are hearing will be the wife"
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 11:32
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 12:28
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That's strange. I wonder where she's gone? I swear I saw her walking out to the aircraft.
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 14:18
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Originally Posted by CAEBr View Post
Thanks Dan, will look out for the trophy and give it pride of place for a few days.

Try this pic, my wife 'being prepped' for a wing walking experience, but I'm sure some people will have other ideas......

(Not a caption....or is it? by kiltrash or man on wing....)

Well I admire your husbands bravery putting up a picture of you on Social Media

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Old 12th Jul 2018, 14:21
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,,,,,once you are strapped in we give you the Browning machine gun, please though do not shoot through the propeller, .... last customer we had shot off 2 blades now we are on a wing and a prayer
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 14:28
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Well you did sign the disclaimer that you are not wearing a wig

or

Your mission, should you accept it, is to bring down the Trump barrage balloon

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Daily Wail headline, "to take her mind of Brexit, the PM looks to get away from it all"

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Daily Wail Headline "After the Brussels G7s conference the PM is forced to return to London"
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 17:10
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Does my bum look big in this?

(Sorry someone has to say it)
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 17:57
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"Remember the in flight catering will come at you fast and often, so just grin and you will catch them between your teeth"
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 19:28
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In the 1930's the dream of individual personal Ariel mobility was just a dream owing to the considerable 2 to 1 ratio of crew to passenger
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Old 12th Jul 2018, 20:51
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post
NOT A CAPTION


(Lovely pic of a lovely old bird )
Danny42C - Do you know CAEBr's missus? The plane is nice too. ;-)
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Old 13th Jul 2018, 01:17
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My husband told me to tell you to fly low and slow and pull back in the turns......
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Old 13th Jul 2018, 01:18
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My husband keeps on saying "its better on top" so I decided to try it out.
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Old 13th Jul 2018, 05:24
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Having landed while the assistant releases the wing walker the pilot searches for that strange flapping noise in the wind,and unable to locate any loose items declares the aircraft serviceable

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Smithy ( from a few captions ago}, while on holiday in the UK looks to the Aussie pastime of Pommie Bashing (up) discovers a brave Shelia
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