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Old 8th Apr 2015, 16:50
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I know they're 20 miles from the drop zone sir but some joker said Harrison Ford was the pilot.
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 17:51
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" Are you sure you've got the right Grid Reference ? - it's awful lonely stuck out here !"
 
Old 8th Apr 2015, 18:27
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You must be from HQ as you are coming in stupid.
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 18:28
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Yup, I also count seven dopes hanging from some ropes.....
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 18:29
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Hi Mum I just sent you a selfie.....
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 18:32
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Ummm I know you are the director for this film but you can't just say "Cut, take it from the top again "
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 18:42
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Roaming charges? What roaming charges?
The saleslady never told me that! I wanna speak with your manager!
Ok, I'll hold......
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 18:46
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We'll have the set meal for eight, with extra prawn crackers and can you deliver, please?
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 19:52
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Hey, I can get "The Archers" on this.




Rifle or death ray, decisions, decisions.




Boss I keep trying for HQ, but all I get is an Indian call centre.
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 20:42
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'Ascot 5911 standby by for a DIY Fulton Recovery once we have captured Miliband'
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 21:01
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"Your call is important to us, and our voice recognition software will continue to help you. Now, did you say 'At the home of Anne Tanner you screwed her'?"

"No, for the fourth f***ing time I said 'The homing antenna is screwed!'".
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 21:23
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"Affirmative, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Capt. Dopey are inbound"
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 21:25
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"Oi you Crab Gits, we're about 7 miles from the effin' Drop Zone"

"I don't approve of your tone, young man. The Royal Air Force is a precision outfit. You are exactly 7 miles from the Drop Zone. Your jog-in counts as the now-required warm-up before combat - Health & Safety."
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 21:29
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"Hello Captain, I am afraid Army Hq will not accept a collect call, can you please insert a £2 coin after the tone"
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 22:12
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I can see seven flying saucers with my naked eyes, but this detector is detecting nothing.
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 22:15
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"We didn't make sufficient allowance for the wind !" So:
"afflavit deus et dissipantur".

(God sent forth His breath and they were scattered - the reference is to the Spanish Armada).

 
Old 8th Apr 2015, 23:53
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If you are trying to talk to he sheep you have the antenna pointed the right way, If you want to talk to the airplane you need to turn it around .......
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 23:55
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Ummmmm some more of my friends just dropped in, so you had better up the order to 10 large Pizza's.
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 23:59
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Waddda-yah-mean you won't deliver the Vindaloo to a grid reference ?

since quality responses are not getting me anywhere, I am going for quantity
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Old 9th Apr 2015, 02:59
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