Caption competition
You must be from HQ as you are coming in stupid.
Yup, I also count seven dopes hanging from some ropes.....
Hi Mum I just sent you a selfie.....
Ummm I know you are the director for this film but you can't just say "Cut, take it from the top again "
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Hey, I can get "The Archers" on this.
Rifle or death ray, decisions, decisions.
Boss I keep trying for HQ, but all I get is an Indian call centre.
Rifle or death ray, decisions, decisions.
Boss I keep trying for HQ, but all I get is an Indian call centre.
"Your call is important to us, and our voice recognition software will continue to help you. Now, did you say 'At the home of Anne Tanner you screwed her'?"
"No, for the fourth f***ing time I said 'The homing antenna is screwed!'".
"No, for the fourth f***ing time I said 'The homing antenna is screwed!'".
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"Affirmative, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Capt. Dopey are inbound"
"Oi you Crab Gits, we're about 7 miles from the effin' Drop Zone"
"I don't approve of your tone, young man. The Royal Air Force is a precision outfit. You are exactly 7 miles from the Drop Zone. Your jog-in counts as the now-required warm-up before combat - Health & Safety."
"I don't approve of your tone, young man. The Royal Air Force is a precision outfit. You are exactly 7 miles from the Drop Zone. Your jog-in counts as the now-required warm-up before combat - Health & Safety."
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"Hello Captain, I am afraid Army Hq will not accept a collect call, can you please insert a £2 coin after the tone"
If you are trying to talk to he sheep you have the antenna pointed the right way, If you want to talk to the airplane you need to turn it around .......
Ummmmm some more of my friends just dropped in, so you had better up the order to 10 large Pizza's.
Waddda-yah-mean you won't deliver the Vindaloo to a grid reference ?
since quality responses are not getting me anywhere, I am going for quantity
since quality responses are not getting me anywhere, I am going for quantity
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"...you're doing a survey on the cancer dangers of Mobile phone use? Well, to be honest, that's not my most pressing health concern right now..."