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Old 7th May 2018, 06:32
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The 'Reserving a bit of the beach' on a Bank Holiday takes a worrying turn
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Old 7th May 2018, 07:05
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"It's my Humpvee!"
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Old 7th May 2018, 07:39
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I have levitated the wheels. The camel next, and then who will need a flying carpet?
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Old 7th May 2018, 07:50
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Humphrey the Camel is glad that the flies are hanging around Muhammad's face, it keeps them off his @rse.
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Old 7th May 2018, 09:12
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I have eliminated my face and 90% of the shadow. I'll get 100% stealth no matter what it takes.
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Old 7th May 2018, 09:52
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Lawrence of Arabia took a while to understand the culture and get widespread support.
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Old 7th May 2018, 09:53
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A feed of Guinness, Heinz beans and Vindaloo was probably not a good meal last night for him, sharing with the camel made it a double mistake.
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Old 7th May 2018, 09:55
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Ahmed got laughed at when he said he invented the first "Technical".
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Old 7th May 2018, 09:56
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CIA added a new word to their dictionary................ Blowback.
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Old 7th May 2018, 09:58
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Following an unfortunate translation error, Ahmed realises too late that Panzer does not mean "camel"....
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Old 7th May 2018, 10:00
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"When I said you'd have to hump the 50cal to Benghazi, Bloggs, I meant carry it!"
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Old 7th May 2018, 10:00
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Bloggs and Smith had the choice in this assignment, Bloggs heard "Hump a lot" and figured he would be James Bond, Smith told he just dresses as an Arab.......
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Old 7th May 2018, 10:02
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Ship of the desert, they said...... well they were nearly right!
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Old 7th May 2018, 10:07
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With apologies to Neil Diamond...
"You're so sweet, camelflies keep hangin' round your face.""
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Old 7th May 2018, 10:26
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Algy reflected back on the day he'd opened his orders. What spiffing chaps those instructors had been to put forward their recommendations. Just had his wings pinned on and already assigned to a Camel Squadron! He'd show those dashed Hun a thing or two he'd thought. He'd wondered excitedly what France would be like.
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Old 7th May 2018, 11:28
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George Lucas touring Tunisia looking for locations to film his inter galactic space action movie finds inspiration
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Old 7th May 2018, 11:33
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Arsene Wenger seeking a quiet profession after the Arsenal finds the French Foreign Legion the perfect retreat
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Old 7th May 2018, 12:44
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"The Long Range Desert Group should be able to sort out Rommel !"
 
Old 7th May 2018, 12:52
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"I don't mind carrying this lot, but why stick this stupid thing on me 'ead ?"
 
Old 7th May 2018, 12:56
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Ring the Toyota garage, not what I had in mind for a courtesy car whilst the truck was in for a service
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