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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
It may be a bit drafty, but when we say 'take the blackout glasses off' you will have the surprise of your life.
Him.....You will never guess who I had up here last week,...
Her...No who
Him... That guy Houdini
Her...Houdini?? did he not go missing last week
Him... Yes I am sure I strapped him in tightly but when the plane landed...gone..
Her...No who
Him... That guy Houdini
Her...Houdini?? did he not go missing last week
Him... Yes I am sure I strapped him in tightly but when the plane landed...gone..
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"No mate, you haven't left the battery on, that low intensity whine you are hearing will be the wife"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I've learned my lesson - there is NO WAY I'm ever serving quiche for lunch again...
That's strange. I wonder where she's gone? I swear I saw her walking out to the aircraft.
Well I admire your husbands bravery putting up a picture of you on Social Media
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,,,,,once you are strapped in we give you the Browning machine gun, please though do not shoot through the propeller, .... last customer we had shot off 2 blades now we are on a wing and a prayer
Well you did sign the disclaimer that you are not wearing a wig
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Your mission, should you accept it, is to bring down the Trump barrage balloon
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Daily Wail headline, "to take her mind of Brexit, the PM looks to get away from it all"
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Daily Wail Headline "After the Brussels G7s conference the PM is forced to return to London"
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Your mission, should you accept it, is to bring down the Trump barrage balloon
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Daily Wail headline, "to take her mind of Brexit, the PM looks to get away from it all"
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Daily Wail Headline "After the Brussels G7s conference the PM is forced to return to London"
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"Remember the in flight catering will come at you fast and often, so just grin and you will catch them between your teeth"
My husband told me to tell you to fly low and slow and pull back in the turns......
My husband keeps on saying "its better on top" so I decided to try it out.
Having landed while the assistant releases the wing walker the pilot searches for that strange flapping noise in the wind,and unable to locate any loose items declares the aircraft serviceable
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Smithy ( from a few captions ago}, while on holiday in the UK looks to the Aussie pastime of Pommie Bashing (up) discovers a brave Shelia
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Smithy ( from a few captions ago}, while on holiday in the UK looks to the Aussie pastime of Pommie Bashing (up) discovers a brave Shelia
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"Do you think these sunglasses make me look cool, like Tom Cruise?".
"No,but after this you'll look more windswept and interesting than Billy Connolly".
"No,but after this you'll look more windswept and interesting than Billy Connolly".