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Old 10th Jul 2018, 09:00
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Houston - we have a problem.

My hair colour controller is cycling through all the options over and over again and I can't stop it.
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 09:17
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"I'm pretty sure 20 minutes at 180ºF will be fine. Now, do you want fries with that?"
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 10:51
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"Does the briefing actually say 'Eject over Buckingham Palace' or are you making that up? -- and are you sure the Queen will appreciate your hair?"
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 11:55
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Erm...errrrrrrr.....No M'aam....I can't see any side effects after the light speed jump...
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 12:02
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You think this is lame? K, how about we send the Moon spiralling off into outer space & set it in the future...say 1999?
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 13:31
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 13:47
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“Oh, God ... are we supposed be in front or behind the F-35s in this Flypast?”
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 15:44
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( She said in that withering tone of voice that all men know only too well and would curdle milk at ten paces...)

If you don' t lift the seat at least wipe it down afterwards ...
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 15:47
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F-35b finally gets operational and to celebrate joins in King big ears 35 years on the throne flypast after going through the gender neutral person pit reprofiling
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 15:48
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"No, you can't have the TV remote back - Coronation Street is what we're watching, like it or lump it"!
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 17:59
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"Don't start sulking back there, you knew when you joined up as a Nav that carrying my bags would be your primary task"
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 18:02
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"I'm a stockings man myself, but I must admit I've never seen someone wear nylon on both ends"
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 18:07
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"No wonder you cannot understand what went wrong, they call it golden rain, purple rain was a song by Prince"
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 18:14
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"After listening to "bitching Betty" telling her to pull up and "bitching Doris" arguing with her, Bruce knew this was going to be a long trip"
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 19:35
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Runner up is MPN 11 with

Originally Posted by MPN11
"I'm pretty sure 20 minutes at 180ºF will be fine. Now, do you want fries with that?"
And in first place is CAEBr with

Originally Posted by CAEBr
While the initial version of 'Alexa' worked ok, the user interface and associated wiring left a bit to be desired.
The CST will be dropped of at yours, after the fly by at Buck House.
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 21:00
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Thanks Dan, will look out for the trophy and give it pride of place for a few days.

Try this pic, my wife 'being prepped' for a wing walking experience, but I'm sure some people will have other ideas......

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Old 10th Jul 2018, 21:26
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This isn't Sharkey's Machine is it?
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 21:27
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Chap bent over the cockpit: "Are you sure she went to the plane, Sir? I've searched every nook and cranny."
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 21:29
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"Will it be bumpy up there? Er....I don't want to worry you madam, but the pilot's throwing up in the cockpit and he hasn't even got in yet!"
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 21:35
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Will it be bumpy up there? Er....I don't want to worry you madam, but the pilot's throwing up in the cockpit and he hasn't even got in yet!"
...and don't even think about what he's doing in his helmet!
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