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Old 26th Jun 2018, 10:10
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 13:39
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... No Ice.. this is a hammerfist strike, not a hammerhead strike, its no wonder you keep messing up your guns engagements...
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 16:05
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When two gentlemen meet, pleasantries are usually exchanged.
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 17:46
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And when I'm covering your ass, this'll go so far up it....
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 17:52
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"Never ever let me hear you say again "Be Nice" . It gives me hyperperistalsis of the gastric mucosa. Then I do become a real nasty bastard."
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 19:16
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"I'm in the driving seat."
"Are you hell, I am."
"Whatever, it's only a Ford Focus anyway."
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 19:47
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"Pull my fist"
"Shouldn't that be my finger?"
"Not after the curry I've had last night"
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 19:50
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"So there I was, six against one in a tight turning dogfight, so I rolled the dice and bugger if I could find them, the engineers have the seat out and are still looking"
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 19:52
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"There you are, tighter than a Goose's arse and I should know"
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 19:54
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"I'd normally say sniff my finger, but your wife is a big lady"
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 20:34
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Many great entries featuring Ice, Goose, Mav, Kelly and Viper even ones about Dangerous and Cheques but there can only be one winner

Originally Posted by NutLoose
"And after this we get the pick of assignments, i'm going exchange on RAF Jaguar, what about you Ice? "
You have the honour ..

Mine would have been along the lines of 'Well at least when I do a Fly By it gets more likes on Utube than you sniffing.'
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Old 26th Jun 2018, 22:55
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Thank you for the CS Trophy on with the next one..

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Old 26th Jun 2018, 23:44
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Engineers drumming up some business?

A different kind of barrell roll.

"It was nice of you to make a fire and boil the billy for a cuppa, but you burned the Ikea instruction sheet!"
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Old 27th Jun 2018, 01:33
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Lot of good Sandbags will do now....not very likely this thing will get off the ground no matter how strong the wind is!
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Old 27th Jun 2018, 02:22
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Airfix have come a long way eh Smithers?
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Old 27th Jun 2018, 02:22
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Just needs a bit of spit & Polish.
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Old 27th Jun 2018, 02:25
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Well Clive. Do you have any idea of what we can do with old ZX here?
Dunno, but I'll run the full Spectrum...
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Old 27th Jun 2018, 08:40
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Now Bloggs, tell me again, you sort of rounded out then it all went kinda quiet.....
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"Well, if BBMF want it, I guess we'd better put it back together."
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Old 27th Jun 2018, 09:28
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