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Old 21st Jul 2018, 19:31
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Oh come on, just a quickie.
No! Were married now, and there will be no more of that.
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Old 21st Jul 2018, 19:39
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Bloody WiFi must be down ...ere mate what' the score in the game
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Old 21st Jul 2018, 19:50
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This will all be on TV?? How cool is that! You Brits are really catching up!
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Old 21st Jul 2018, 19:59
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Look, I know you like the Cavalry outfit, but just this once, OK? Oh, and it’s not a funeral, OK?
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 00:21
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Saved by Nutty......oh the shame. Unfortunately my computer has been hacked so apologies for not replying earlier.

Much as as it pains me to say, this CapCom is Nutty’s fair and square.
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 00:42
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 02:08
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Do you smell eggs?
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 03:31
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Meghan: "The man behind me is masturbating!"
Harry "Ignore him"
Meghan: "I can't, he's using my hand!"
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 04:08
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I can’t help it that talking about helicopters makes me horny......
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 06:51
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Yes I know you are gutted that your dad was not invited. Well neither was mine
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 06:55
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Have you seen the chart for next week? (Memories of Rodney and Cassandra)
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 11:40
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"Yes, the designer label is showing. But who is this St. Michael, anyway?"
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 13:40
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I was just thinking...later tonight, we'll slip on some costumes & would you mind if I call you Eva???
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 14:54
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“Don’t worry ... most old men smell like that.”
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 15:40
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"I can stand up really straight. But not when I have to wear all these medals."
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 16:33
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Voice from in front ....' We are not amused '
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 16:46
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“Don’t worry, you will get medals too ... if you’re a very good and naughty girl.”
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 17:37
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Crusty old 3* General thinks ' I got my medals for bravely cutting troop numbers at my desk space in Whitehall. What ever did Harry do in Afghanistan? '
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 17:50
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Air Marshal thinks Kiltrash should have gone to Specsavers.
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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 17:57
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