Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Oh Canada....

[Buster Hyman]

Luckily, a Jamaican Regiment wandered by & were able to spare a few dreads...

[c52]

The soldier who's standing and staring: "If you shackle the prisoner properly, you at the back won't need to hold him and can help your colleague drag him."

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah, the original Flight of the Phoenix wasn't a bad film, but I fail to see the relevance Sarge...

[c52]

The bean-counters said it was cheaper to drag it back to base than to paint it white before the snow falls.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ok, once I get this end hooked on to the gear box, wind on 200 turns and then we'll have a go at getting airborne.

[Kiltrash]

Quick refurb and we can sell it to the British for the QE carrier...one carefull owner

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins from the on board 'facilties' boy this is a smooth ride one would think we were on the ground

[Kiltrash]

Pilot.. I know you are attached to your aircraft but aren't you taking the Marine motto, no one left behind, a bit literal?

[Buster Hyman]

A bit drastic but yes, I can see how effective it is for crossing trenches.

[Penny Washers]

SNAFU . . . .

[ValMORNA]

It's a pity we shot this one down; we'd better dig a hole and bury it before someone notices.

[Kiltrash]

Voice from the front..Hank, are you sure this is one of ours? All the knobbly bits and dial's are in foreign

[gileraguy]

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman

Oh Canada....

damn!

I was SO going to say that!

(Great minds etc etc)

[Kiltrash]

Hey Hank we just had some guy called Jesse Norman on the phone...can he have the engines for his snow blower?

...gurgle him...

[Danny42C]

"What is it ?" .... "I think it's 'Pilot's Brevet' CyberCrewroom in the Sky" ... "So what happened ?" ..... "I think the load of Lines shot inside exceeded the Lift !"

[NutLoose]

Ok going to call this for the weekend, several good entries, but the one that made me chuckle most was Traffic with

Ok, once I get this end hooked on to the gear box, wind on 200 turns and then we'll have a go at getting airborne.

runners up are

ValMORNA

It's a pity we shot this one down; we'd better dig a hole and bury it before someone notices.

and

Kiltrash with

Voice from the front..Hank, are you sure this is one of ours? All the knobbly bits and dial's are in foreign

Well done all and over to Traffic

[Kiltrash]

Looks like we have to play picture competition till Traffic wakes up

Caption. .

Evidence at last as to what really is in Area 51

[NutLoose]

Busters Codpiece?

[Buster Hyman]

Once again, Trump runs in unarmed!