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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 09:22
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"Look, I never do it while I'm flying. And we aren't a mile high, either!"
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 09:45
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 12:40
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Sardine 4o'clock low Dive Dive Dive....beat you to it
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 12:42
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Bloody paparazzi hope they get a good royalty
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 12:44
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A NATS spokesperson assured the Mail that the picture is a trick of the camera. The birds were separated by at least 1000' vertically and one mile horizontally. Mail readers, please let NATS know what you think.
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 13:31
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 15:46
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OK, Danny ... Dive, Dive, Dive!
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 18:30
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Gannet, "How did you do that?"
Sea Gull, "You loosen your sphincter, let one rip, and the bad guy sails by. The humans call it Viffing".
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 19:22
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“Beak, Beak, Beak LEFT”
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 19:35
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There' the Summer watch team. Hope they get this 12 point hesitation roll
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 19:39
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Was that really a Buccaneer below us?
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 19:47
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Did you hear that during the war the humans were pulling baskets of cut up fish behind false conning towers so we would gather round real submarines and give away their location?

No sh1t Sherlock
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Old 3rd Jul 2018, 21:20
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"No, I HAVEN'T got any chips, now pissorf!"
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 07:36
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"Have you seen all those humans down there?".
"Yeh, takes all the skill out of it."
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 08:46
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Two's in hot!
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 08:56
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Pilot Officer Livingstone-Seagull badly misjudges his closing speed. It would be several weeks before his Instructor would be able to sit properly.
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 09:59
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"These damn' drone things are a nuisance - nearly had my tail feathers clipped off yesterday-shouldn't
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 10:06
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 18:08
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So do you think Brexit will apply to us?
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Old 4th Jul 2018, 18:16
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“Follow me closely, Effendi, I will get you across the Border.”
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