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Old 12th Sep 2017, 14:10
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This is the aeroplane you get when you graduate flight training ranked 132 out of 132....
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Old 12th Sep 2017, 15:00
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Another fine mess you have gotten me into....eh Stan?
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Old 12th Sep 2017, 16:39
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One careful lady owner . . . low mileage. Only ever used for a trip to the seaside.
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Old 12th Sep 2017, 17:15
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"Looks like you were right after all, sir. The runway here is only 900 feet long...."
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Old 12th Sep 2017, 20:27
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"Silent, in wild surmise ........."
 
Old 12th Sep 2017, 20:29
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"I think we should call out the A.A. !"
 
Old 12th Sep 2017, 20:33
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"Now you tell me that we're Uncertain of Our Position, Hoskins !"
 
Old 13th Sep 2017, 06:27
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About bloody time the SAR chopper appeared! And it looks different from the Whirlwind we were expecting 50 years ago... I hope they don't ask us how the rest of the crew is, but they were delicious.
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 06:39
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Look...I wouldn't say we were lazy, but when the other survivors suggested we try to do a 'Flight of the Phoenix' well...Hannibal & I decided upon another survival technique...now...do you have any Chianti with you?
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 08:16
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Cheapskate ATO was still waiting for CAA approval for their latest flight sim.
Students were not impressed, instructors even less so.
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 09:41
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So I said, it's just a bit of hail, we'll be through it in a second...
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 10:04
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What was the QFE again...?
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 10:24
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The good news is that we're well within noise abatement limits....
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 10:26
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Well that's your tour on the Reds fecked Fly Boy.
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 10:31
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Originally Posted by Danny42C
"On a good day you can see for miles !"

You didn't see this coming, smart ass.


(apologies for hi jacking your post Danny)
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 11:11
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Wait till they see the parking fee.
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 11:20
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Originally Posted by JAVELINBOY
"I don't know where these helmets came from, but they sure keep the rain off."
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 11:29
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Kingsford Smith had some help getting oil from the right engine for the left engine, but at least he let him back inside for the landing.
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 11:33
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.....................................................NOT A CAPTION

I've been so long reading the Captions that I've forgotten what I was going to say !

IMHO the clear winner is out already (and it's not one of mine !)
 
Old 13th Sep 2017, 14:02
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You're right you know. It's not much greener at all.
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