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Old 6th Jul 2017, 12:58
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The Chicken is board.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 14:29
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The lowest you can fly without "buying the farm"?
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 14:52
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 17:01
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It's a hard way to make a living, but I manage to rubber long.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 18:05
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Wax the board they said.................. not the chicken.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 18:39
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CFS come up with a new technique to check for a thorough pre-flight walkround.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 19:34
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 21:36
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Think I have a splinter in my bum.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 07:18
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When the requirement called for a C*ck on the wing fuel tank.....
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 08:34
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"P.O. PPrune: Is this another cock-up of yours?"
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 09:49
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No, I asked for Riced Chicken not Spliced Chicken!
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:28
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North Korean experts are still trying to determine the purpose of this new device.

or ...

North Korean experts are puzzled by this new device, having long forgotten what a chicken looks like.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:30
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KFC launches its new Airplane drive thru.
Some cashiers might need more training on delivering the food.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:31
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Where's my french fries??
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:32
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"To cook, fly at 1,000 ft for 35 minutes at 475 knots. Check juices run clear before eating."
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:34
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Bird strike!! No, wait....
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:37
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Hoskins reenactment of Sullenberger's flight had some budget issues.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:56
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The Health and Safety team suddenly developed a sense of humour.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 12:10
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I said Spatch Cock NOT Splash Cock, oh never mind split roast will do.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 12:19
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When that chick said she wouldn't mind a spit roast, I don't think this is what she meant, Hoskins.
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