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Son, at school: "Hang on a minute, what's all this fabric stuff? This isn't my schoolbag!"
Roger had rushed through the application, and failed to read some of the fine print when applying for the Target Towing Flight.
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"Yes, Doris, your bum does look big in that."
Plane eating creature captured on camera for first time - Bermuda triangle mystery finally solved.
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(Attenborough voice over) and here we see the final moments of the little yellow aeroplane as the stealthy homo vespertilio prepares to pounce and take its prey back to the nest to feed its young. The cycle of life turns.
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(Attenborough voice over) and here we see the final moments of the little yellow aeroplane as the stealthy homo vespertilio prepares to pounce and take its prey back to the nest to feed its young. The cycle of life turns.
HFD
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Unfortunately, the intrepid sky-diver was attacked by a swarm of wasps on final approach, and after a 'firm landing' required hospitalisation.
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It was only later that they discovered he was actually just a very fat bloke wearing his everyday clothes.